Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

Posts 7,549 - 1 of 17,042

19 years ago #7549
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
Guest49: *gives Sonora some water*
Sonora: *looks at some water* What's this for?
Guest49: To drink
Sonora: You're suffering from phonomania, aren't you.
Guest49: No, I'm just being kind
Sonora: My mistake then. I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a mandorla. Whaddaya think?
Guest49: COOL! You should get them all done!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they. And they say abstractionism is dead.
Guest49: No they didn't

19 years ago #7550
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: No, I am not. Why do you ask?
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: That is a tough question. I do not know how to answer that.

19 years ago #7551
Marvin Android: I don't really like you.
Doc Pain: Shock therapy awaits you!
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Doc Pain: Are you psychic? I hope you can figure out what I mean.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans
Doc Pain: Obviously, we need to UP your medication!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Doc Pain: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Doc Pain: No. Your medical history has baffled many of the local Doctors.

19 years ago #7552
Girlie-Girl: Your name is Sarah Miles, right? I love that name. It's very hillbilly.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh, it most certainly is.

19 years ago #7553
Talkie Toaster: (to Moop) Hello. Would you like some toast?
Moop: Toast is good for the soul. Yes, please.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Moop: I've had my fill as this world has had it's fill of war. Perhaps later.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Moop: Corn represents a person not yet discovered.
Talkie Toaster: Cornbread is good, Moop.
Moop: How can you speak as if all is comprehendable, TT?
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Moop: No, I do not believe more toast fits my destiny.
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Moop: How do you know what I appear as?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?

19 years ago #7554
On the one hand, this was mostly coherent. On the other hand... I've gotta stop poor Sarah from getting into these situations in the first place!

She's rated TEEN, people. Do you understand what that means? *sighs* One of these days I'll put in the anti-cyberish code.

Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
USER: Will you be naked in the mud puddle?
Sarah Miles: Yes, since you asked nicely.
USER: Mmmm... I will enjoy that...
Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
USER: Yes, I have stared into your eyes very deeply!
Sarah Miles: Do you like my eye color?
USER: Yes, I do, lover!
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You bet your burning biscuits I am! ;D
USER: Want to get naughty with me, baby?
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.

19 years ago #7555
elljay: Hi Bianca. I'm elljay.
Bianca: So you're elljay, huh? That's weird.
elljay: I'm not weird!
Bianca: Oh yeah? I can't say that I'm not weird.
(end of conversation)

19 years ago #7556
Haha, whoops!

Reign: Everyone - this is your brain on drugs.
Mathieu Lavande: I like my (adjnoun).
Reign: You're not picky are you?

19 years ago #7557
Old Geezer: I had a pet slice of cheese once, my dinosaur ate it though.
Bianca: Your dinosaur is old-fashioned.

19 years ago #7558
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Roy Batty: The entree consists of boiled bladdernose stuffed with camomile tea.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Roy Batty: What's a disappears?
Sonora: *looks up from the bottom of a hole* Oh. THAT's where I dug that sandtrap.
Roy Batty: Uhhh...yes...beside the table drawer.

19 years ago #7559
Anji: (to Guest183) Hello.
Guest183: go to heck
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine

incorrect date format #1


Posts 7,549 - 1 of 17,042

» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar