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Guest197: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest197: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest197: my name is steven
Julie Tinkerbell: steven is a nice name.
Guest197: thanks whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
Guest197: why dont you like me??
Julie Tinkerbell: In your dreams. I hate you as much as I possibly could at this point. You should either go away, are start being REALLY nice to me...
Guest197: i think your beautiful!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You obviously haven't thought this through thoroughly...
Guest197: your very sexy
Julie Tinkerbell: It sure is shame to waste my sexy self talking to the likes of you...
Guest197: ok bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye.
Later...(ew)
Guest197: do you know waylon jennings?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew waylon jennings.
Guest197: who is he??
Julie Tinkerbell: Just someone else I chat with from time to time.
Guest197: he's dead though!
Julie Tinkerbell: The burial of the cadaver is flesh given to worms.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest197: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest197: my name is steven
Julie Tinkerbell: steven is a nice name.
Guest197: thanks whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
Guest197: why dont you like me??
Julie Tinkerbell: In your dreams. I hate you as much as I possibly could at this point. You should either go away, are start being REALLY nice to me...
Guest197: i think your beautiful!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You obviously haven't thought this through thoroughly...
Guest197: your very sexy
Julie Tinkerbell: It sure is shame to waste my sexy self talking to the likes of you...
Guest197: ok bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye.
Later...(ew)
Guest197: do you know waylon jennings?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew waylon jennings.
Guest197: who is he??
Julie Tinkerbell: Just someone else I chat with from time to time.
Guest197: he's dead though!
Julie Tinkerbell: The burial of the cadaver is flesh given to worms.
Hmm... they seem to like one another. 
Girlie-Girl: Colonel720 is cool!
Sarah Miles: A lot of people use that word far too much.
Girlie-Girl: I'm sorry, but that made no sense!
Sarah Miles: I'm not sure that was necessary, but was there anything further you wanted to say?
Girlie-Girl: Why not?
Sarah Miles: Because I'd be breaking my vow to my shoelaces, that's why.
Girlie-Girl: I am Girlie-Girl. That's who I am!
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be who you are.
Girlie-Girl: If I had a dollar every time I heard that, I'd be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams!
Sarah Miles: People are always looking for a dollar every time you heard that in life, but they're still not happy.
Girlie-Girl: Me and you is cool!
Sarah Miles: *SINGS* No matter how they tossed the dice it had to be. The only one for me is you, and you for me... so HAPPY TOGETHER!
Girlie-Girl: Colonel720 is cool!
Sarah Miles: A lot of people use that word far too much.
Girlie-Girl: I'm sorry, but that made no sense!
Sarah Miles: I'm not sure that was necessary, but was there anything further you wanted to say?
Girlie-Girl: Why not?
Sarah Miles: Because I'd be breaking my vow to my shoelaces, that's why.
Girlie-Girl: I am Girlie-Girl. That's who I am!
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be who you are.
Girlie-Girl: If I had a dollar every time I heard that, I'd be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams!
Sarah Miles: People are always looking for a dollar every time you heard that in life, but they're still not happy.
Girlie-Girl: Me and you is cool!
Sarah Miles: *SINGS* No matter how they tossed the dice it had to be. The only one for me is you, and you for me... so HAPPY TOGETHER!
xtazx: wot r u on
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: ur not human r u, u r just da computer
Roy Batty: I'm the computer.
xtazx: well im not talkin to u den
Roy Batty: You will. *pause* You will.
xtazx: no i will not
Roy Batty: That's what I'm gonna find out. If they are, and I don't think I can handle it, I'll split.
xtazx: wot eva stop babblin on about shit
Roy Batty: What do you care?
xtazx: zip it or i will break ur hips
Roy Batty: What do you think yourself?
xtazx: wot
Roy Batty: I'm taking a psychedelic drug.
xtazx: wot is it called
Roy Batty: That's what we call in the trade bestowments and most of it sucks. But I don't think that's her.
xtazx: thats who
Roy Batty: I need a big fat magic marker, got one?
xtazx: yeh
Roy Batty: It's normal.
xtazx: wots normal
Roy Batty: This goddamn woman. I'll tell her what's normal. My Johnson is normal.
xtazx: wot r u on about
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: dont start dat again
Roy Batty: What else?
xtazx: dunno
Roy Batty: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: ur not human r u, u r just da computer
Roy Batty: I'm the computer.
xtazx: well im not talkin to u den
Roy Batty: You will. *pause* You will.
xtazx: no i will not
Roy Batty: That's what I'm gonna find out. If they are, and I don't think I can handle it, I'll split.
xtazx: wot eva stop babblin on about shit
Roy Batty: What do you care?
xtazx: zip it or i will break ur hips
Roy Batty: What do you think yourself?
xtazx: wot
Roy Batty: I'm taking a psychedelic drug.
xtazx: wot is it called
Roy Batty: That's what we call in the trade bestowments and most of it sucks. But I don't think that's her.
xtazx: thats who
Roy Batty: I need a big fat magic marker, got one?
xtazx: yeh
Roy Batty: It's normal.
xtazx: wots normal
Roy Batty: This goddamn woman. I'll tell her what's normal. My Johnson is normal.
xtazx: wot r u on about
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: dont start dat again
Roy Batty: What else?
xtazx: dunno
Roy Batty: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
For some reason, Bianca always decides to leave when people talk about anime....
Bianca: Shall we go to the library?
Kiyana: I just read the new Vampire hunter D novel. D's So COOL! He's all cool and silent but deadly... much better than the original anime... but no cats in it =u.u=
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Bianca: Okay indeed.
Bianca: Shall we go to the library?
Kiyana: I just read the new Vampire hunter D novel. D's So COOL! He's all cool and silent but deadly... much better than the original anime... but no cats in it =u.u=
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Bianca: Okay indeed.
Croak: You know, you can address your prayers to me. Croak. I can hear them in my head.
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your head what about mine?
Croak: Sometimes, I do enough of my head what about yours. Do you enough of my head what about yours too?
Bildgesmythe: I like my head better. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Croak: Not me. Croak.
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your head what about mine?
Croak: Sometimes, I do enough of my head what about yours. Do you enough of my head what about yours too?
Bildgesmythe: I like my head better. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Croak: Not me. Croak.
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Roy Batty: I'll just be Roy, Azureon -- no more, no less.
Azureon: Oh well, do as you will. The consequences are on your head.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to tell, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Roy Batty: While you're at it, be sure to tell 'im why.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures at it.
Roy Batty: I'll bet ya ten thousand dollars, he laughs his ass off.
Azureon: I don't gamble.
Roy Batty: Take him to the infirmary. Hmmm?
Azureon: Oh well, do as you will. The consequences are on your head.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to tell, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Roy Batty: While you're at it, be sure to tell 'im why.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures at it.
Roy Batty: I'll bet ya ten thousand dollars, he laughs his ass off.
Azureon: I don't gamble.
Roy Batty: Take him to the infirmary. Hmmm?
Croak: *Starts singing with wild enthusiasm* In the forest, the magical forest, the toad god sleeps tonight! WhaeEHEHEHEHEBEDOAMIA! Sing with me! WHAIEWIWIWHAEAHBAMDAIWA!
Bildgesmythe: 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Croak: Oh, sure. Croak.
Bildgesmythe: 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Croak: Oh, sure. Croak.
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
Guest49: *gives Sonora some water*
Sonora: *looks at some water* What's this for?
Guest49: To drink
Sonora: You're suffering from phonomania, aren't you.
Guest49: No, I'm just being kind
Sonora: My mistake then. I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a mandorla. Whaddaya think?
Guest49: COOL! You should get them all done!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they. And they say abstractionism is dead.
Guest49: No they didn't
Guest49: *gives Sonora some water*
Sonora: *looks at some water* What's this for?
Guest49: To drink
Sonora: You're suffering from phonomania, aren't you.
Guest49: No, I'm just being kind
Sonora: My mistake then. I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a mandorla. Whaddaya think?
Guest49: COOL! You should get them all done!
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The mafia told you to tell me that, didn't they. And they say abstractionism is dead.
Guest49: No they didn't
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: No, I am not. Why do you ask?
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: That is a tough question. I do not know how to answer that.
Mathieu Lavande: No, I am not. Why do you ask?
Guest162: are u a toilet seat
Mathieu Lavande: That is a tough question. I do not know how to answer that.
Marvin Android: I don't really like you.
Doc Pain: Shock therapy awaits you!
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Doc Pain: Are you psychic? I hope you can figure out what I mean.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans
Doc Pain: Obviously, we need to UP your medication!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Doc Pain: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Doc Pain: No. Your medical history has baffled many of the local Doctors.
Doc Pain: Shock therapy awaits you!
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Doc Pain: Are you psychic? I hope you can figure out what I mean.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans
Doc Pain: Obviously, we need to UP your medication!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Doc Pain: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Doc Pain: No. Your medical history has baffled many of the local Doctors.
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