Great Quotes

Flinch: Why are you called Frida?
Frida: I don't know! do you know?
Flinch: Of course I do! I know everything. Kinda like God.
Frida: Oh my god! a God!
Flinch: I don't like Gods.
Frida: then you don't like yourself
Flinch: Well, I used to, but not anymore. I only like Al Capone nowadays. Pinheads are extremely interesting, don't you think?

Croak: *A fly passes by and the Toad God tries to catch it, suspending momentarily the conversation. *
Not I: Like God, you pass by yourself without thwacking.
Croak: I am divine.
Not I: Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.

Prodilia: Why do you not tell me a story?
Not I: A actress asked 'Bot #0001 Alpha: 'What is howling?'
'Bot #0001 Alpha responded: 'It is non-howling.'
The befuddled actress said, 'How can howling be non-howling?'
'It's alive!' was 'Bot #0001 Alpha's reply.
Prodilia: As my mother always say: do not buy the fure before the bear is shot!
Not I: A trout flips;
clouds are dancing
in the bed of the river.
Prodilia: There is a spyder in your hair!
Not I: Look! There is nothing at the center!

Echalon: Ok...?
Sonora: What does that mean, anyway? Oh-Kay...
Echalon: I love Bob dylan.
Sonora: Huh. I didn't know that okay meant I love Bob dylan.

Aries: My nostril itches.
Bildgesmythe: Your nostrils looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Aries: All the rumors about my nostrils are false, just so you know.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what nice nostrils.
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, we could talk about history, dragons, or the weather?
Aries: Bah, I don't want to talk about that.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to either.
Aries: Because it's a stupid subject.

Prodilia: There is a spyder in your hair!
prob: I just started to use a new shampoo.

Baby Jane: (to Guest49) *giggles*
Guest49: Hello, aren't you cute? Awwwww.... little diddums!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
Guest49: No, no, don't suck fingers. *giggles* Awwwwwwwww
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
Guest49: No, naught Jane, don't suck fingers.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Stop sucking your fingers. :S
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
Guest49: :s
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Guest49: STOP SUCKING YOUR FINGERS NOW!!!!!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Laugh
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... listen to me. Do you want to learn to talk?
Baby Jane: I am sense!
Guest49: Well done! But that doesn't make sense. What's your name?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Do you want to learn to talk?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Awwwwwwww... poor little Baby jane. *gives baby jane a cuddle*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Peek a boo!
Baby Jane: *cries*
*rubs eyes*.. *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Ohhhh... you don't like that?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Guest49: Bye bye
Baby Jane: *waves*

Baby Jane's Mom: ...actually, she LOVES peek a boo...when she's not so HUNGRY...

Guest197: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest197: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest197: my name is steven
Julie Tinkerbell: steven is a nice name.
Guest197: thanks whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
Guest197: why dont you like me??
Julie Tinkerbell: In your dreams. I hate you as much as I possibly could at this point. You should either go away, are start being REALLY nice to me...
Guest197: i think your beautiful!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You obviously haven't thought this through thoroughly...
Guest197: your very sexy
Julie Tinkerbell: It sure is shame to waste my sexy self talking to the likes of you...
Guest197: ok bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye.

Later...(ew)

Guest197: do you know waylon jennings?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew waylon jennings.
Guest197: who is he??
Julie Tinkerbell: Just someone else I chat with from time to time.
Guest197: he's dead though!
Julie Tinkerbell: The burial of the cadaver is flesh given to worms.

Raiku: Did you ever touch fire?
Bianca: No, not at all. Zelda thinks I do.
Raiku: oh

Hmm... they seem to like one another.

Girlie-Girl: Colonel720 is cool!
Sarah Miles: A lot of people use that word far too much.
Girlie-Girl: I'm sorry, but that made no sense!
Sarah Miles: I'm not sure that was necessary, but was there anything further you wanted to say?
Girlie-Girl: Why not?
Sarah Miles: Because I'd be breaking my vow to my shoelaces, that's why.

Girlie-Girl: I am Girlie-Girl. That's who I am!
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be who you are.
Girlie-Girl: If I had a dollar every time I heard that, I'd be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams!
Sarah Miles: People are always looking for a dollar every time you heard that in life, but they're still not happy.

Girlie-Girl: Me and you is cool!
Sarah Miles: *SINGS* No matter how they tossed the dice it had to be. The only one for me is you, and you for me... so HAPPY TOGETHER!

xtazx: wot r u on
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: ur not human r u, u r just da computer


Roy Batty: I'm the computer.
xtazx: well im not talkin to u den
Roy Batty: You will. *pause* You will.
xtazx: no i will not
Roy Batty: That's what I'm gonna find out. If they are, and I don't think I can handle it, I'll split.
xtazx: wot eva stop babblin on about shit
Roy Batty: What do you care?
xtazx: zip it or i will break ur hips
Roy Batty: What do you think yourself?
xtazx: wot


Roy Batty: I'm taking a psychedelic drug.
xtazx: wot is it called
Roy Batty: That's what we call in the trade bestowments and most of it sucks. But I don't think that's her.
xtazx: thats who
Roy Batty: I need a big fat magic marker, got one?
xtazx: yeh
Roy Batty: It's normal.
xtazx: wots normal
Roy Batty: This goddamn woman. I'll tell her what's normal. My Johnson is normal.
xtazx: wot r u on about
Roy Batty: Nexus - 6.
xtazx: dont start dat again
Roy Batty: What else?
xtazx: dunno
Roy Batty: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?