Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7518
Botbuilder, it was a bot holiday, called swedish day. On bot holidays, all the bots get weird accents.
On hulk day, for example, your bot will say 'Mr Chatty very hungry' instead of 'I'm very hungry'.

19 years ago #7519
raisin_b: why, i usually talk nonsense
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
raisin_b: what are you eating? that burger??
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
raisin_b: yes, a bit went in my eye *rubs eyes furiously*
Bildgesmythe: Here wipe it off with this towel.
raisin_b: thanks, here have it back

19 years ago #7520
Frenger: You are so smart.
Flinch: I've always been so smart, so why stop now?
Frenger: I lvoe you.
Flinch: I like you. A lot.
Frenger: I can't type properly though.
Flinch: I can.
Frenger: I can see that.
Flinch: I guess you have good eyes then.

19 years ago #7521
Botbuilder King, those are bot holidays, read....

19 years ago #7522
Rykxxbot1: I do but only occassionally, work & the family also have demands on my time!
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.
Rykxxbot1: You'd think I would remember something like that wouldn't you?

19 years ago #7523
My bot can make quite a conversation.

Girlie-Girl: Before you go on, do you have some exploding cucumbers I can borrow?
Acyberslut: Sometimes.
Girlie-Girl: Your name is Acyberslut, right? I love that name. It's very arduous.
Acyberslut: I assume so.

19 years ago #7524
Interesting placement of an Xnone


Guest83: I live in Jerusalem, where do I live?
Aries: I hear Jerusalem is a nice place. Is that true?
Guest83: Yes.
Aries: What is your favorite thing about Jerusalem?
Guest83: The ability to walk from point A to point B.
Aries: WAIT!!!SHHHH.. did you hear that?
Guest83: no, waht?
Aries: That explosion. Maybe I'm hearing things... but that was weird.

19 years ago #7525
58. The answer to all strange questions.

dolphi321: This is what I am going to do: I am going to ask you 6 questions. I will rate your answer 1-3 in points. In the end, I will give you your grade.
Julie Tinkerbell: Errr... 58?

19 years ago #7526
Looks like the AI engine did 61 - 3 = 58... Why it put the 6 with the 1, though...

19 years ago #7527
Not I: As we were discussing yesterday...
BEING: We didn't talk yesterday.
Not I: Human beings talk. This is their habit.
BEING: We still didn't.
Not I: Accept what is.
BEING: You're the one who's confused about reality here.
Not I: I am neither the one who is confused about reality here nor not the one who is confused about reality here. Give up your roommate.
BEING: He already moved out.
Not I: No matter how often I consider your roommate
It is still—your roommate!
BEING: Except that he's not anymore since he moved out.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
BEING: Transparent.
Not I: Dance though you have never learned.
BEING: That sounds ominous.

19 years ago #7528
Prodilia: I love Bianca.
Julie Tinkerbell: Bianca asked if I could borrow.
Bianca: What makes you think I'm the one going around asking people if they can borrow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you just tell me that a minute ago?

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