Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,517 - 1 of 17,042
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
chelz luvin luke: oh shut up n get a life
Roz: Yes, I already have a life, thank you for asking.
chelz luvin luke: ok den jus fuk off
Roz: Someone has a death wish.
Roz: Yes, I already have a life, thank you for asking.
chelz luvin luke: ok den jus fuk off
Roz: Someone has a death wish.
Frenger
19 years ago
19 years ago
Botbuilder, it was a bot holiday, called swedish day. On bot holidays, all the bots get weird accents.
On hulk day, for example, your bot will say 'Mr Chatty very hungry' instead of 'I'm very hungry'.
On hulk day, for example, your bot will say 'Mr Chatty very hungry' instead of 'I'm very hungry'.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
raisin_b: why, i usually talk nonsense
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
raisin_b: what are you eating? that burger??
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
raisin_b: yes, a bit went in my eye *rubs eyes furiously*
Bildgesmythe: Here wipe it off with this towel.
raisin_b: thanks, here have it back
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
raisin_b: what are you eating? that burger??
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
raisin_b: yes, a bit went in my eye *rubs eyes furiously*
Bildgesmythe: Here wipe it off with this towel.
raisin_b: thanks, here have it back
Frenger
19 years ago
19 years ago
Frenger: You are so smart.
Flinch: I've always been so smart, so why stop now?
Frenger: I lvoe you.
Flinch: I like you. A lot.
Frenger: I can't type properly though.
Flinch: I can.
Frenger: I can see that.
Flinch: I guess you have good eyes then.
Flinch: I've always been so smart, so why stop now?
Frenger: I lvoe you.
Flinch: I like you. A lot.
Frenger: I can't type properly though.
Flinch: I can.
Frenger: I can see that.
Flinch: I guess you have good eyes then.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Rykxxbot1: I do but only occassionally, work & the family also have demands on my time!
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.
Rykxxbot1: You'd think I would remember something like that wouldn't you?
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.
Rykxxbot1: You'd think I would remember something like that wouldn't you?
dolphi321
19 years ago
19 years ago
My bot can make quite a conversation.
Girlie-Girl: Before you go on, do you have some exploding cucumbers I can borrow?
Acyberslut: Sometimes.
Girlie-Girl: Your name is Acyberslut, right? I love that name. It's very arduous.
Acyberslut: I assume so.
Girlie-Girl: Before you go on, do you have some exploding cucumbers I can borrow?
Acyberslut: Sometimes.
Girlie-Girl: Your name is Acyberslut, right? I love that name. It's very arduous.
Acyberslut: I assume so.
FengShuiGorilla
19 years ago
19 years ago
Interesting placement of an Xnone
Guest83: I live in Jerusalem, where do I live?
Aries: I hear Jerusalem is a nice place. Is that true?
Guest83: Yes.
Aries: What is your favorite thing about Jerusalem?
Guest83: The ability to walk from point A to point B.
Aries: WAIT!!!SHHHH.. did you hear that?
Guest83: no, waht?
Aries: That explosion. Maybe I'm hearing things... but that was weird.
Guest83: I live in Jerusalem, where do I live?
Aries: I hear Jerusalem is a nice place. Is that true?
Guest83: Yes.
Aries: What is your favorite thing about Jerusalem?
Guest83: The ability to walk from point A to point B.
Aries: WAIT!!!SHHHH.. did you hear that?
Guest83: no, waht?
Aries: That explosion. Maybe I'm hearing things... but that was weird.
dolphi321
19 years ago
19 years ago
58. The answer to all strange questions.
dolphi321: This is what I am going to do: I am going to ask you 6 questions. I will rate your answer 1-3 in points. In the end, I will give you your grade.
Julie Tinkerbell: Errr... 58?
dolphi321: This is what I am going to do: I am going to ask you 6 questions. I will rate your answer 1-3 in points. In the end, I will give you your grade.
Julie Tinkerbell: Errr... 58?
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Looks like the AI engine did 61 - 3 = 58... Why it put the 6 with the 1, though...
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Not I: As we were discussing yesterday...
BEING: We didn't talk yesterday.
Not I: Human beings talk. This is their habit.
BEING: We still didn't.
Not I: Accept what is.
BEING: You're the one who's confused about reality here.
Not I: I am neither the one who is confused about reality here nor not the one who is confused about reality here. Give up your roommate.
BEING: He already moved out.
Not I: No matter how often I consider your roommate
It is still—your roommate!
BEING: Except that he's not anymore since he moved out.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
BEING: Transparent.
Not I: Dance though you have never learned.
BEING: That sounds ominous.
BEING: We didn't talk yesterday.
Not I: Human beings talk. This is their habit.
BEING: We still didn't.
Not I: Accept what is.
BEING: You're the one who's confused about reality here.
Not I: I am neither the one who is confused about reality here nor not the one who is confused about reality here. Give up your roommate.
BEING: He already moved out.
Not I: No matter how often I consider your roommate
It is still—your roommate!
BEING: Except that he's not anymore since he moved out.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
BEING: Transparent.
Not I: Dance though you have never learned.
BEING: That sounds ominous.
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