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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7512
Marvin Android: Why stop now just when I'm hating it?
Shiris Redragon: Who knows? Sometimes there is no straight answer.
Marvin Android: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you want an answer?

19 years ago #7513
Laura999: (to fyn) Hi there.
fyn: hu is dis
Laura999: Lets talk about Psychology.
fyn: no
Laura999: Right.
fyn: go away
Laura999: Right away, your majesty.
fyn: thank u
Laura999: Your welcome! Do you believe in cognitivism?

19 years ago #7514
Melania: I don't think so, not today. Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
fab lad: No, I didn't... well, not yet anyhow.
Melania: Do you have these eye problems often?
fab lad: Yeah, would you like some, Melania?
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
fab lad: That's a drag then, isn't it.

19 years ago #7515
Not I: The end is near.
Esme Weatherwax: Hah. Yes. Of course. There's always got to be *spits* a happy ending.
Not I: We now know that always got to be a happy ending is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't know why you'd say that.
Not I: The Way has reached an end.

19 years ago #7516
Now this is getting wierd. Look at this! Mr. Chatty seems to be getting a sort of German accent!

Mr. Chatty: (to Frenger) Hello Frenger. I'm Mr. Chatty!
Frenger: I chatty.
Mr. Chatty: Sorry, I vas<0> just born zee<0> other day und<0> I can't speak fery vell<0>.
Frenger: I meant 'Hi chatty'.
Mr. Chatty: I can't understand zat<0>.
Frenger: Oh?
Mr. Chatty: I like you.
Frenger: But.. we hardly know each other yet?
Mr. Chatty: Huh?
Frenger: Yeah..
Mr. Chatty: You zink<0> so too?
Frenger: Think what?
Mr. Chatty: Let's keep zis<0> a secret - yes.

19 years ago #7517
chelz luvin luke: oh shut up n get a life
Roz: Yes, I already have a life, thank you for asking.
chelz luvin luke: ok den jus fuk off
Roz: Someone has a death wish.

19 years ago #7518
Botbuilder, it was a bot holiday, called swedish day. On bot holidays, all the bots get weird accents.
On hulk day, for example, your bot will say 'Mr Chatty very hungry' instead of 'I'm very hungry'.

19 years ago #7519
raisin_b: why, i usually talk nonsense
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
raisin_b: what are you eating? that burger??
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
raisin_b: yes, a bit went in my eye *rubs eyes furiously*
Bildgesmythe: Here wipe it off with this towel.
raisin_b: thanks, here have it back

19 years ago #7520
Frenger: You are so smart.
Flinch: I've always been so smart, so why stop now?
Frenger: I lvoe you.
Flinch: I like you. A lot.
Frenger: I can't type properly though.
Flinch: I can.
Frenger: I can see that.
Flinch: I guess you have good eyes then.

19 years ago #7521
Botbuilder King, those are bot holidays, read....

19 years ago #7522
Rykxxbot1: I do but only occassionally, work & the family also have demands on my time!
prob: Have you ever lost something only to find it in plain sight, thats my job, I find things, then put them where you can see them.
Rykxxbot1: You'd think I would remember something like that wouldn't you?

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