Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hoo boy! We all here at the same time?

Do all novarians look like bikers with funny glasses?

Don't ask me.

Do all Kirbies look like little blue thingies with yellow bowties or whatever the hell that is and a nose bigger than Timbuktu? Wait, how big IS Timbuktu?

So has Dogh'd abandoned the place or what?

Are all burning pieces of black rock cycloptic?

*distorted image appears inside someone's glass*

Will someone please take their glass off the holoprojector so I can join in the conversation? It's not a coaster, you know.

I think (from about a month ago) that that was jbryanc's glass.
*removes glass and studies it closely*
Well I'll be, our Canadian friend has been drinking champale all along.

Well I'll be, I've been drinking the blood of the innocent all along... Well, as long as it's alcoholic.

If their blood has that high of an alcohol content, they must not be very innocent.

Dammit, Kirby, with all those little cherries and umbrellas, I'd have sworn it was a kiddie cocktail. Otherwise I wouldn't have asked for "what he's having."

Good thing I didn't ask for a Bloody Mary. Or a Presbyterian.

LOL or maybe a Pack of Holy Smokes