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19 years ago #7497
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a house of god I can borrow?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Sonora: *looks at Julie in horror*

19 years ago #7498
Guest175: How tall are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not as tall as you.
Guest175: How do you know how tall I am?
Julie Tinkerbell: God Louise told me.

19 years ago #7499
Willful ignorance by Frizella:<0>

Frizella: (to greeny05) greeny05, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?
greeny05: r u a bot
Frizella: You mean like a fly larva? No, certainly not!
greeny05: r u a human
Frizella: Most of me is real. I do wear false eyelashes when I go a fancy parties, though.
greeny05: asl
Frizella: American Sign Language?

Aw, she's just pulling his leg!<0>

19 years ago #7500
Sarah Miles: Did I ever say that that)? Sure you're not thinking of someone else?
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by thinking

19 years ago #7501
Rodney Bloke: (to Acyberslut) Wotcher
Acyberslut: Hi baby do you want to cyber with me?
Rodney Bloke: Can a baby dance? Can a baby sing?

19 years ago #7502
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Gabibot: You’ll need this *offers chakram*

19 years ago #7503
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts. But, soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
Aries: Hmmm.. What makes you think I'd be interested in your thoughts Dane?
The Dane: Are you crazy? My gorge rises at it.
Aries: Really? My sister used to tell me her gorge rises at it but that stopped after she saw a doctor about it.

19 years ago #7504
Rykxxbot1: Ahh.. I'm getting a warm feeling. I think I might have wet myself.
Laura999: I am thinking along the same lines, Rykxxbot1.

19 years ago #7505
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Should we have been?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should we decide to have been, will we have anything to gain?
Sonora: Nah. Let's play risk instead.

Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Sonora: Since when do people smoke chickens?
Julie Tinkerbell: According to my almanac, people smoke chickens at least once a year.

19 years ago #7506
um lol very funny

19 years ago #7507
Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.
Roy Batty: (gun raised) What the hell's goin' on, Not I?
Not I: Consider that nirvana is itself no other than our life.

incorrect date format #1


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