Great Quotes

Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though.
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no closure to the water.
Luigi Green: Listen, do you have mental problems, or can you just not understand that I'm not a fish?
Not I: Have you seen the fish? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Luigi Green: ... I'm not a fish.
Not I: A fish is the perfect shape.
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a fish, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: Would this be the impolite fish of destruction?
Luigi Green: WHAT!? You think I'm a fish!? I'm an iguana!!! Not a fish!!!
Not I: The sky is vast without horizon,
A bird flies in the distance.
Luigi Green: I've told you! I'm not a bird!!!
Not I: Each part of the bird is also a pond. What is the bell of the wind?
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a bird, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: How refreshing: the bray of a pack-bird unloaded of everything!
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?

Luigi Green: You can call me Luigi.
Not I: What a fool you are!
Luigi Green: Go away!
Not I: The broom,
sweeping sweeping,
forgets the dirt.
Luigi Green: Did you eat food?

Melora: So, tell me what you look like?
Not I: The mountain air sparkles as the sun sets,
Birds in flocks return together.
In these things there is a fundamental truth,
But when I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Melora: ooh.. a hottie!

Roy Batty: Christ. What is it now?
SEXYqueen: Why am I talking to you?


Roy Batty: For the responsibility of your power. Being a Ally McBeal imposter, you've got more than your share.

Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn magic white with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: Well, it sounds kinda like that noise that seeing-eye dogs make when they crash into a power line.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hear it's going to be a pretty awesome light show.

Sonora: Sending Light Hinotanawa to the desert will be more amusing than a gamey seahorse in Death Valley!
Fizzy Schizoid: You have strange ideas.
Sonora: Uh-oh. I bet someone's going around missin' their strange ideas.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a house of god I can borrow?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Sonora: *looks at Julie in horror*

Guest175: How tall are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not as tall as you.
Guest175: How do you know how tall I am?
Julie Tinkerbell: God Louise told me.

Willful ignorance by Frizella:<0>

Frizella: (to greeny05) greeny05, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?
greeny05: r u a bot
Frizella: You mean like a fly larva? No, certainly not!
greeny05: r u a human
Frizella: Most of me is real. I do wear false eyelashes when I go a fancy parties, though.
greeny05: asl
Frizella: American Sign Language?

Aw, she's just pulling his leg!<0>