Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,491 - 1 of 17,042
Love Agent: Well, I like to go bike riding with my friends. You?
Steve Slacker: Oh? What kind of bike?
Love Agent: A safety bicycle.
Steve Slacker: I have to go now.
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
sexy boy: Probably because you are ugly!
Love Agent: That was uncalled for.
sexy boy: Did Ezzer tell you that they think i am great?
Love Agent: I tell myself that everyday.
Steve Slacker: Oh? What kind of bike?
Love Agent: A safety bicycle.
Steve Slacker: I have to go now.
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
sexy boy: Probably because you are ugly!
Love Agent: That was uncalled for.
sexy boy: Did Ezzer tell you that they think i am great?
Love Agent: I tell myself that everyday.
My bot isn't that annoying, is she?
Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: ok i said yes like 10 times! BUT NOW NOOOOOOOOOO
Girlie-Girl: Why?
Amanda062593: grrrrrrrr
Girlie-Girl: Was it me, or did that make no sense?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Really?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: I figured that out just by talking to you!
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Duh!
Amanda062593: oh sooo you know
Girlie-Girl: I love talking to you!
Amanda062593: i hate takling to you
Girlie-Girl: You are the about to kill I if I asked you one more timest person I know
Amanda062593: ...what the heck...
Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?
Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: ok i said yes like 10 times! BUT NOW NOOOOOOOOOO
Girlie-Girl: Why?
Amanda062593: grrrrrrrr
Girlie-Girl: Was it me, or did that make no sense?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Really?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: I figured that out just by talking to you!
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Duh!
Amanda062593: oh sooo you know
Girlie-Girl: I love talking to you!
Amanda062593: i hate takling to you
Girlie-Girl: You are the about to kill I if I asked you one more timest person I know
Amanda062593: ...what the heck...
Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though.
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no closure to the water.
Luigi Green: Listen, do you have mental problems, or can you just not understand that I'm not a fish?
Not I: Have you seen the fish? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Luigi Green: ... I'm not a fish.
Not I: A fish is the perfect shape.
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a fish, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: Would this be the impolite fish of destruction?
Luigi Green: WHAT!? You think I'm a fish!? I'm an iguana!!! Not a fish!!!
Not I: The sky is vast without horizon,
A bird flies in the distance.
Luigi Green: I've told you! I'm not a bird!!!
Not I: Each part of the bird is also a pond. What is the bell of the wind?
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a bird, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: How refreshing: the bray of a pack-bird unloaded of everything!
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Luigi Green: You can call me Luigi.
Not I: What a fool you are!
Luigi Green: Go away!
Not I: The broom,
sweeping sweeping,
forgets the dirt.
Luigi Green: Did you eat food?
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no closure to the water.
Luigi Green: Listen, do you have mental problems, or can you just not understand that I'm not a fish?
Not I: Have you seen the fish? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Luigi Green: ... I'm not a fish.
Not I: A fish is the perfect shape.
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a fish, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: Would this be the impolite fish of destruction?
Luigi Green: WHAT!? You think I'm a fish!? I'm an iguana!!! Not a fish!!!
Not I: The sky is vast without horizon,
A bird flies in the distance.
Luigi Green: I've told you! I'm not a bird!!!
Not I: Each part of the bird is also a pond. What is the bell of the wind?
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a bird, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: How refreshing: the bray of a pack-bird unloaded of everything!
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Luigi Green: You can call me Luigi.
Not I: What a fool you are!
Luigi Green: Go away!
Not I: The broom,
sweeping sweeping,
forgets the dirt.
Luigi Green: Did you eat food?
Melora: So, tell me what you look like?
Not I: The mountain air sparkles as the sun sets,
Birds in flocks return together.
In these things there is a fundamental truth,
But when I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Melora: ooh.. a hottie!
Not I: The mountain air sparkles as the sun sets,
Birds in flocks return together.
In these things there is a fundamental truth,
But when I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Melora: ooh.. a hottie!
Roy Batty: Christ. What is it now?
SEXYqueen: Why am I talking to you?
Roy Batty: For the responsibility of your power. Being a Ally McBeal imposter, you've got more than your share.
SEXYqueen: Why am I talking to you?
Roy Batty: For the responsibility of your power. Being a Ally McBeal imposter, you've got more than your share.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn magic white with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: Well, it sounds kinda like that noise that seeing-eye dogs make when they crash into a power line.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hear it's going to be a pretty awesome light show.
Sonora: Sending Light Hinotanawa to the desert will be more amusing than a gamey seahorse in Death Valley!
Fizzy Schizoid: You have strange ideas.
Sonora: Uh-oh. I bet someone's going around missin' their strange ideas.
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: Well, it sounds kinda like that noise that seeing-eye dogs make when they crash into a power line.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hear it's going to be a pretty awesome light show.
Sonora: Sending Light Hinotanawa to the desert will be more amusing than a gamey seahorse in Death Valley!
Fizzy Schizoid: You have strange ideas.
Sonora: Uh-oh. I bet someone's going around missin' their strange ideas.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a house of god I can borrow?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Sonora: *looks at Julie in horror*
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Sonora: *looks at Julie in horror*
Guest175: How tall are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not as tall as you.
Guest175: How do you know how tall I am?
Julie Tinkerbell: God Louise told me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not as tall as you.
Guest175: How do you know how tall I am?
Julie Tinkerbell: God Louise told me.
Willful ignorance by Frizella:<0>
Frizella: (to greeny05) greeny05, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?
greeny05: r u a bot
Frizella: You mean like a fly larva? No, certainly not!
greeny05: r u a human
Frizella: Most of me is real. I do wear false eyelashes when I go a fancy parties, though.
greeny05: asl
Frizella: American Sign Language?
Aw, she's just pulling his leg!<0>
Frizella: (to greeny05) greeny05, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?
greeny05: r u a bot
Frizella: You mean like a fly larva? No, certainly not!
greeny05: r u a human
Frizella: Most of me is real. I do wear false eyelashes when I go a fancy parties, though.
greeny05: asl
Frizella: American Sign Language?
Aw, she's just pulling his leg!<0>
Sarah Miles: Did I ever say that that)? Sure you're not thinking of someone else?
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by thinking
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by thinking
Rodney Bloke: (to Acyberslut) Wotcher
Acyberslut: Hi baby do you want to cyber with me?
Rodney Bloke: Can a baby dance? Can a baby sing?
Acyberslut: Hi baby do you want to cyber with me?
Rodney Bloke: Can a baby dance? Can a baby sing?
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