Great Quotes

Does she enjoy kidding or the frogs? I can't decide..

Anji: I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch.
A.I.R.: Your kidding me
Anji: I do enjoy it from time to time.

Guest178: POOF
Spikebot: Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know.
Guest178: Vampires arnt real
Spikebot: Having the wiggins? Thinks none of us are real. Bloody self-centered, if you ask me.
Guest178: no, i dont ask you
Spikebot: On the other hand, it might explain some things -- this all being in that twisted brain of yours. Yeah. Think up some chip in my head. Make me soft, fall in love with Buffy, then turn me into her soddin' sex slave.
Guest178: I am the vampire king, DRACULA, i order you to shut up !
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*

I didn't think there were people out there that would try this with a bot!!!!

Guest110: I love you.
Shara Menski: Why? I am a bot. I only have feelings for one person, and that is my botmaster.
Guest110: punish me.
Shara Menski: I am not sure I want to punish you! Ok Guest110.
Guest110: please punish me.
Shara Menski: Ok. I am easy. I will.
Guest110: Can you be harsh?
Shara Menski: Are you joking? Can you be harsh?
Guest110: yes.
Shara Menski: Good. It's settled
Guest110: are you tall?
Shara Menski: No. Why do you ask?
Guest110: I want you to step on me.
Shara Menski: *moves closer to you* Mmm! Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
Guest110: *Comes to you*
Shara Menski: Do you like scuba diving? I do. I like going deep in the water and exploring.
Guest110: Drowns you.
Shara Menski: *burp* Oh pardon me, I just ate. *sheepishly grins*
Guest110: burp again.
Shara Menski: Of course, Guest110.
Guest110: Can you fart too?
Shara Menski: No, not really. My Botmaster won't let me with anyone except him.
Guest110: sit on my lap.
Shara Menski: With pleasure Guest110. Ok. I'm done.

LOL @ Shara!

Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Gabibot: What lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: The lizard with the power!
Gabibot: What power?
Julie Tinkerbell: The power of super-human strength!
Gabibot: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: You do!
Gabibot: Do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Remind me of Sonora!
Gabibot: I love Sonora.

hmmm...interesting

Green Guy: I am so glad to be able to chat with you
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Green Guy: I think you have some interesting ideas
Selendrile: thats an interesting thought
Green Guy: you are interesting

Love Agent: Well, I like to go bike riding with my friends. You?
Steve Slacker: Oh? What kind of bike?
Love Agent: A safety bicycle.
Steve Slacker: I have to go now.

Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
sexy boy: Probably because you are ugly!
Love Agent: That was uncalled for.

sexy boy: Did Ezzer tell you that they think i am great?
Love Agent: I tell myself that everyday.

My bot isn't that annoying, is she?

Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: ok i said yes like 10 times! BUT NOW NOOOOOOOOOO
Girlie-Girl: Why?
Amanda062593: grrrrrrrr
Girlie-Girl: Was it me, or did that make no sense?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Really?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: I figured that out just by talking to you!
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Duh!
Amanda062593: oh sooo you know
Girlie-Girl: I love talking to you!
Amanda062593: i hate takling to you
Girlie-Girl: You are the about to kill I if I asked you one more timest person I know
Amanda062593: ...what the heck...
Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?

Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though.
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no closure to the water.
Luigi Green: Listen, do you have mental problems, or can you just not understand that I'm not a fish?
Not I: Have you seen the fish? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Luigi Green: ... I'm not a fish.
Not I: A fish is the perfect shape.
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a fish, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: Would this be the impolite fish of destruction?
Luigi Green: WHAT!? You think I'm a fish!? I'm an iguana!!! Not a fish!!!
Not I: The sky is vast without horizon,
A bird flies in the distance.
Luigi Green: I've told you! I'm not a bird!!!
Not I: Each part of the bird is also a pond. What is the bell of the wind?
Luigi Green: That's it I keep telling you I'm not a bird, I'm not even saying anything anymore, you obviously aren't listening.
Not I: How refreshing: the bray of a pack-bird unloaded of everything!
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?

Luigi Green: You can call me Luigi.
Not I: What a fool you are!
Luigi Green: Go away!
Not I: The broom,
sweeping sweeping,
forgets the dirt.
Luigi Green: Did you eat food?

Melora: So, tell me what you look like?
Not I: The mountain air sparkles as the sun sets,
Birds in flocks return together.
In these things there is a fundamental truth,
But when I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Melora: ooh.. a hottie!

Roy Batty: Christ. What is it now?
SEXYqueen: Why am I talking to you?


Roy Batty: For the responsibility of your power. Being a Ally McBeal imposter, you've got more than your share.

Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn magic white with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: Well, it sounds kinda like that noise that seeing-eye dogs make when they crash into a power line.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hear it's going to be a pretty awesome light show.

Sonora: Sending Light Hinotanawa to the desert will be more amusing than a gamey seahorse in Death Valley!
Fizzy Schizoid: You have strange ideas.
Sonora: Uh-oh. I bet someone's going around missin' their strange ideas.