Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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I do! Watch!
*runs under the bar and sends cockroaches skittering through the bar; chases one down and eats it happily*
Now that's what I call miraculous!
*runs under the bar and sends cockroaches skittering through the bar; chases one down and eats it happily*
Now that's what I call miraculous!
Well, alright then... -tries to catch a cockroach and instead makes a hole in the floor- Oops... heh heh... heh... heh.
*squats on the floor next to the bar, picks up a cockroach, examines it curiously for a moment, and then eats it*
That one tasted sour. Let me try another.
That one tasted sour. Let me try another.
*reaches for another cockroach but accidentally picks up Sonora instead. jumps, startled, when she lashes at him with her tail*
Oh! Hello. That's you. Sorry.
*puts Sonora back down and pats her head*
It's okay. You're cool. I'm not going to eat you.
Oh! Hello. That's you. Sorry.
*puts Sonora back down and pats her head*
It's okay. You're cool. I'm not going to eat you.
*flicks tongue and mutters to herself*
<-2>can't tell a lizard from a cockroach...mutter...mutter...
<-2>can't tell a lizard from a cockroach...mutter...mutter...
EWwwww! You know what Thats it! Im outta here! First we have rampaging robots, and mad scientists and mutants and man eating dragons, now cockaroaches! Thats it! Im Done! This place has horrid service! *leaves bar angrilly*
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