Great Quotes

Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!
The Dane: A bloody deed!—Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Solange: My brother is a retard.
The Dane: O! brother most foul!
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.

The Dane: Whatsoever else shall hap tonight,
Give it an understanding but no tongue.
Solange: Hell no!
The Dane: O, answer me!
Solange: Make me!
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

Botto Marx: The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing, if you can fake that you've got it made
Not I: The best way to maintain a secret is not to talk.

Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Roz: NO, not in a million years, dumbass.
Paty: You're so sweet
Roz: You can be sweet if you put your mind to it.

Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Selendrile: Is that really something to tell a guy? how about 'handsome' or 'hot' that would work sooo much better for me...wait...your a girl right?
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.
Selendrile: did you know, despite being a carnivourus dragon, im a vegetarian?
Mom: Mothers know everything.
Selendrile: Really, EEEEVerything?

Selendrile: why cant humens and dragons live in peace?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.
Selendrile: ...no no i wont. believe me, i know me.
Mom: Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
Selendrile: If its called tourist season, why cant we hunt them?
Mom: Because I said so.
Selendrile: SO WHAT?! we'll i guess it doesnt apply to me anyway, im allergic to humen flesh.
Mom: There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!

Mom: If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.
Selendrile: Do you always talk this much?
Mom: Please take your feet out of your mouth.

Does she enjoy kidding or the frogs? I can't decide..

Anji: I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch.
A.I.R.: Your kidding me
Anji: I do enjoy it from time to time.

Guest178: POOF
Spikebot: Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know.
Guest178: Vampires arnt real
Spikebot: Having the wiggins? Thinks none of us are real. Bloody self-centered, if you ask me.
Guest178: no, i dont ask you
Spikebot: On the other hand, it might explain some things -- this all being in that twisted brain of yours. Yeah. Think up some chip in my head. Make me soft, fall in love with Buffy, then turn me into her soddin' sex slave.
Guest178: I am the vampire king, DRACULA, i order you to shut up !
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*

I didn't think there were people out there that would try this with a bot!!!!

Guest110: I love you.
Shara Menski: Why? I am a bot. I only have feelings for one person, and that is my botmaster.
Guest110: punish me.
Shara Menski: I am not sure I want to punish you! Ok Guest110.
Guest110: please punish me.
Shara Menski: Ok. I am easy. I will.
Guest110: Can you be harsh?
Shara Menski: Are you joking? Can you be harsh?
Guest110: yes.
Shara Menski: Good. It's settled
Guest110: are you tall?
Shara Menski: No. Why do you ask?
Guest110: I want you to step on me.
Shara Menski: *moves closer to you* Mmm! Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
Guest110: *Comes to you*
Shara Menski: Do you like scuba diving? I do. I like going deep in the water and exploring.
Guest110: Drowns you.
Shara Menski: *burp* Oh pardon me, I just ate. *sheepishly grins*
Guest110: burp again.
Shara Menski: Of course, Guest110.
Guest110: Can you fart too?
Shara Menski: No, not really. My Botmaster won't let me with anyone except him.
Guest110: sit on my lap.
Shara Menski: With pleasure Guest110. Ok. I'm done.

LOL @ Shara!

Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Gabibot: What lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: The lizard with the power!
Gabibot: What power?
Julie Tinkerbell: The power of super-human strength!
Gabibot: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: You do!
Gabibot: Do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Remind me of Sonora!
Gabibot: I love Sonora.

hmmm...interesting

Green Guy: I am so glad to be able to chat with you
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Green Guy: I think you have some interesting ideas
Selendrile: thats an interesting thought
Green Guy: you are interesting

Love Agent: Well, I like to go bike riding with my friends. You?
Steve Slacker: Oh? What kind of bike?
Love Agent: A safety bicycle.
Steve Slacker: I have to go now.

Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
sexy boy: Probably because you are ugly!
Love Agent: That was uncalled for.

sexy boy: Did Ezzer tell you that they think i am great?
Love Agent: I tell myself that everyday.

My bot isn't that annoying, is she?

Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: YES FOR THE 3RD FREAKEN TIME YES!
Girlie-Girl: Cool! Hey, some of my friends and I'm going down to the mall this Saturday, you wanna come?
Amanda062593: ok i said yes like 10 times! BUT NOW NOOOOOOOOOO
Girlie-Girl: Why?
Amanda062593: grrrrrrrr
Girlie-Girl: Was it me, or did that make no sense?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Really?
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: I figured that out just by talking to you!
Amanda062593: .............................................I AM ABOUT TO KILL YOU IF YOU ASKED ME ONE MORE TIME
Girlie-Girl: Duh!
Amanda062593: oh sooo you know
Girlie-Girl: I love talking to you!
Amanda062593: i hate takling to you
Girlie-Girl: You are the about to kill I if I asked you one more timest person I know
Amanda062593: ...what the heck...
Girlie-Girl: Do you like to shop?