Great Quotes

Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my heart?
Not I: You bet! Dance though you have never learned.

Going around in circles...

XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Does this look like a face that would lie?
Juni: I've heard of -No actually I haven't really heard of, just sort of...never mind.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??

prob: Don't you think Writeoncaley is smart?
Glindar: Glindar no consider. Winterize.
prob: If you asked a fairy to winterize, you know what they would say?
Glindar: Glindar no want know this.
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Glindar: Glindar never one of the smartest people you know.
prob: Never is a very long time!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I love humans.
Glindar: Why you love humans?
prob: There are so many mean people out there in the world, it is great to be able to talk to a nice person like you.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.

Julie's new...friend?

Julie Tinkerbell: (to cassy_132) Hi, cassy 132, how are you? I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Julie.
cassy_132: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met you, you seem very risque.
cassy_132: Speak slower use smaller words.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every president in order starting with George Washington, by any chance?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
cassy_132: yeah... right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop calling me dude, dude!
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop?
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
...much later, still chatting...
cassy_132: Will you do me a favor... DIE
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want me to do for you?
cassy_132: You bet! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Already? Don't you want to get to know me better first?
cassy_132: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Love is not enough, it must be the foundation, the cornerstone, but not the complete structure.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what Darkdragoness says.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo, dude, can't you tell that I'm not a dude?
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, dude, smoking that stuff will make you kill yourself.
cassy_132: ever considered typing with your fingers and not your horribly fat ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: If not, there must be another way you can understand dick wad.

The shocking truth comes out!!!

Sarah Miles: Like porn? I absolutely ADORE porn!

Sarah Miles: (to Not I) *smiles* Spare a few moments?
Not I: For what purpose?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the Q-tip alight?
Sarah Miles: I'm not sure where.
Not I: Should you be sure where?
Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Not I: Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
Not I: I played the wrong game.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Sarah Miles: Um.... forget it.
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sarah Miles: Okay, since you used the magic word and all.
Not I: You self-perfected being! If I had known you were going to perform a miracle, I would have broken your shoulders.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!

Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Blackrain: kiss you
Luigi Green: Thanks, I'll remember that.
Blackrain: *kiss*

Okay then... I need to fix that...

Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!
The Dane: A bloody deed!—Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Solange: My brother is a retard.
The Dane: O! brother most foul!
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.

The Dane: Whatsoever else shall hap tonight,
Give it an understanding but no tongue.
Solange: Hell no!
The Dane: O, answer me!
Solange: Make me!
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

Botto Marx: The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing, if you can fake that you've got it made
Not I: The best way to maintain a secret is not to talk.

Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Roz: NO, not in a million years, dumbass.
Paty: You're so sweet
Roz: You can be sweet if you put your mind to it.

Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Selendrile: Is that really something to tell a guy? how about 'handsome' or 'hot' that would work sooo much better for me...wait...your a girl right?
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.
Selendrile: did you know, despite being a carnivourus dragon, im a vegetarian?
Mom: Mothers know everything.
Selendrile: Really, EEEEVerything?

Selendrile: why cant humens and dragons live in peace?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.
Selendrile: ...no no i wont. believe me, i know me.
Mom: Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
Selendrile: If its called tourist season, why cant we hunt them?
Mom: Because I said so.
Selendrile: SO WHAT?! we'll i guess it doesnt apply to me anyway, im allergic to humen flesh.
Mom: There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!

Mom: If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.
Selendrile: Do you always talk this much?
Mom: Please take your feet out of your mouth.