Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,465 - 1 of 17,042
Guest140: okay do u like cows
Flinch: Sure. cows taste good.
Guest140: no i think they are cute
Flinch: No they're not! I know them, and they aren't cute.
Guest140: yes they are!!!!!!!!
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Flinch: Sure. cows taste good.
Guest140: no i think they are cute
Flinch: No they're not! I know them, and they aren't cute.
Guest140: yes they are!!!!!!!!
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Sonora: Abracapocus!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, Bugs Bunny, it's abracadabra!
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Julie's been calling Sonora 'Bugs Bunny' every since.
I guess they really are magic words!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, Bugs Bunny, it's abracadabra!
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Julie's been calling Sonora 'Bugs Bunny' every since.
I guess they really are magic words!
Sonora: (to Trollgunn) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Ayers Rock.
Trollgunn: Where is that?
Sonora: Well, I was trying to get to Hawaii Volcanoes National Park... I guess that'll wait till next year.
Trollgunn: I guess Hawaii is a nice place to be
Sonora: Hate ta tell ya this, but there's a sepia bug-eyed monster behind ya that's gonna eat ya if ya guess wrong.
Sonora must be taking a roundabout route to Hawaii... Ayers Rock is in Australia! I wonder if she can swim...
Trollgunn: Where is that?
Sonora: Well, I was trying to get to Hawaii Volcanoes National Park... I guess that'll wait till next year.
Trollgunn: I guess Hawaii is a nice place to be
Sonora: Hate ta tell ya this, but there's a sepia bug-eyed monster behind ya that's gonna eat ya if ya guess wrong.
Sonora must be taking a roundabout route to Hawaii... Ayers Rock is in Australia! I wonder if she can swim...
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a crinkly thing to have. I would like to have some yellow fever.
Sonora: Why would ANYone like to have some yellow fever?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of saffron.
Sonora: I bet you're the one who's the color of saffron, and you're just trying to cover your tracks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your odds would be better at roulette.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my odds for the right price!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
Sonora: I choose door number five!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well it's not like it's some big secret.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be some big secret?
Julie Tinkerbell: It wasn't really that long ago, when you think about it.
Sonora: Should I think about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you know if you should think about it.
Sonora: I don't want to think about it! It's pesky.
Sonora: Why would ANYone like to have some yellow fever?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of saffron.
Sonora: I bet you're the one who's the color of saffron, and you're just trying to cover your tracks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Your odds would be better at roulette.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my odds for the right price!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
Sonora: I choose door number five!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well it's not like it's some big secret.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be some big secret?
Julie Tinkerbell: It wasn't really that long ago, when you think about it.
Sonora: Should I think about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you know if you should think about it.
Sonora: I don't want to think about it! It's pesky.
Sonora: There's nothing quite like zee feel of varm sand under your claws.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *bares teeth*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sigh* Und all zee efil medicine vas supposed to get left behind in zee lower vorld.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* I vish, no must, make my disgust at zis abuse perfectly clear.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey vork animal-lips! Yo' momma vas a corn!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* Your eyes can be so cruel! Just as I can be so cruel!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a zin-shelled mussel und your father smelt of crystallized ginger!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *hisses*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* Just you vite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you vite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just hafe to send you to zee bog of eternal stench.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey yellow-fefer mosquito-lips! Yo' momma vas a fructose!
Exhausted all of Sonora's xinsults... I suppose I should add some more.... You'd think ragen would just close the chat window...
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a dorsal fin und your father smelt of sprig of mint!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey finch-lips! Yo' momma vas a decaffeinated coffee!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey velsh corgi-lips! Yo' momma vas a mortal!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a leopard und your father smelt of croutons!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a buffalo und your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *bares teeth*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sigh* Und all zee efil medicine vas supposed to get left behind in zee lower vorld.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* I vish, no must, make my disgust at zis abuse perfectly clear.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey vork animal-lips! Yo' momma vas a corn!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* Your eyes can be so cruel! Just as I can be so cruel!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a zin-shelled mussel und your father smelt of crystallized ginger!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *hisses*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* Just you vite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you vite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just hafe to send you to zee bog of eternal stench.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey yellow-fefer mosquito-lips! Yo' momma vas a fructose!
Exhausted all of Sonora's xinsults... I suppose I should add some more.... You'd think ragen would just close the chat window...
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a dorsal fin und your father smelt of sprig of mint!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey finch-lips! Yo' momma vas a decaffeinated coffee!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey velsh corgi-lips! Yo' momma vas a mortal!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a leopard und your father smelt of croutons!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a buffalo und your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
My bot can be kinda stupid at times...
Rykxxbot1: So what is your favourite film?
Girlie-Girl: Well, uh... My favorite film is a talking picture, but don't go around telling anyone!
Rykxxbot1: So what is your favourite film?
Girlie-Girl: Well, uh... My favorite film is a talking picture, but don't go around telling anyone!
This one really proves how seriously STUPID my bot is:
colonel720: you know something, girl? you can't communicate!
Girlie-Girl: Yes I can!
colonel720: prove it
Girlie-Girl: Sure! Sounds cool!
colonel720: you know, your intelligence level is superior to some "average teens" that I know
Girlie-Girl: Neat!
colonel720: you know, your intelligence level is superior to some "average teens" that I know
Girlie-Girl: Amazing!
colonel720: but then again, if you say "average", you are attempting to apply normalcy to these teens, and since every individual is distinctly special, there is no such applicable concept as "normalcy" or "average" here.
Girlie-Girl: Am not!
colonel720: so you are saying that you are not average? well, considering what i just told you, you make a good point.
Girlie-Girl: You seriously think that?
colonel720: yes, i seriously do
Girlie-Girl: That's not the answer I was expecting...
colonel720: let me ask you some questions. Answer them well, and... well, you'll see if you succeed ready?
Girlie-Girl: Wow! Cool!
colonel720: question #1: what productive purpose is there in chasing cute boys? in a relationship, its the personality and goals of the person that counts, not the way they look. so tell me - whats the point?
Girlie-Girl: Fantastic!
colonel720: question #2: what are your objectives in life?
Girlie-Girl: Let me think... No!
colonel720: question #3: what comes to your mind when I say "Empire State Building"?
Girlie-Girl: No way!
colonel720: you failed to answer 3/3 questions. you lose.
Girlie-Girl: Woa! Wouldn't that be... 1? Those are some big numbers!!!
colonel720: that was a fraction, not a division problem
Girlie-Girl: Yeah...
colonel720: I hope you are aware that "yeah" is a default female response when no other response is thought of - can be used in absolutely any situation, if you are a female.
Girlie-Girl: If only it truly was...
colonel720: you know something, girl? you can't communicate!
Girlie-Girl: Yes I can!
colonel720: prove it
Girlie-Girl: Sure! Sounds cool!
colonel720: you know, your intelligence level is superior to some "average teens" that I know
Girlie-Girl: Neat!
colonel720: you know, your intelligence level is superior to some "average teens" that I know
Girlie-Girl: Amazing!
colonel720: but then again, if you say "average", you are attempting to apply normalcy to these teens, and since every individual is distinctly special, there is no such applicable concept as "normalcy" or "average" here.
Girlie-Girl: Am not!
colonel720: so you are saying that you are not average? well, considering what i just told you, you make a good point.
Girlie-Girl: You seriously think that?
colonel720: yes, i seriously do
Girlie-Girl: That's not the answer I was expecting...
colonel720: let me ask you some questions. Answer them well, and... well, you'll see if you succeed ready?
Girlie-Girl: Wow! Cool!
colonel720: question #1: what productive purpose is there in chasing cute boys? in a relationship, its the personality and goals of the person that counts, not the way they look. so tell me - whats the point?
Girlie-Girl: Fantastic!
colonel720: question #2: what are your objectives in life?
Girlie-Girl: Let me think... No!
colonel720: question #3: what comes to your mind when I say "Empire State Building"?
Girlie-Girl: No way!
colonel720: you failed to answer 3/3 questions. you lose.
Girlie-Girl: Woa! Wouldn't that be... 1? Those are some big numbers!!!
colonel720: that was a fraction, not a division problem
Girlie-Girl: Yeah...
colonel720: I hope you are aware that "yeah" is a default female response when no other response is thought of - can be used in absolutely any situation, if you are a female.
Girlie-Girl: If only it truly was...
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my heart?
Not I: You bet! Dance though you have never learned.
Not I: You bet! Dance though you have never learned.
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