Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*hits Cylon Alpha 1 with pickled eggs*

*puts down drink and pickled eggs,* "have we been on Hulk Day for two days now, or is it me?"

I think we have... Oh, pickled eggs... -snatches some- Yum.

Hulk day too long! LUIGI SMASH!!! *steps on a pickled egg*

*picks up a pickled egg and stares at it*
This poison is?

Pickles....Scrambling...System....Fine! Here! Take your so-called "brain"! Goodbye! I shall return! Again....

I enjoy your visits so...

*nods solemnly at Glindar and takes a bite of his pickled egg*
Poison tastes interesting. I wonder why everyone thinks it kills people. It's never hurt me...

*Eyes watzer eyes alight* Why, you remind me of one of my older creations! Course that was when I had that other island, and a differant premesis.

*goes rigid and stares at The Doc, eyes wide*

You... you weren't at the laboratory... were you? In the secret place? It... I... I don't want to...
DON'T TAKE ME BACK THERE!!!!
*hisses and bares a set of unexpectedly long and sharp teeth*

Ah HA! I know my creation when I see one! But no worries, that place has long since been destroyed thanks to Cylon Alpha 1. I could show you my new island...if you want.... *takes a step towards watzer*

*shrieks in terror and fury and lunges at The Doc* NOT GOING BACK NOT GOING BACK THERE NOT NOT NOT HATE YOU BAD KILL *is about to bite but suddenly realizes that the bar has gone completely silent*
.... I'll um... talk to you about that later... when there are no witnesses.