Doghead's Cosmic Bar

"Doctor Bob, paging Doctor Bob..."

*Pokes head in* Did some one mention a docter? Im a doctor..slighty mad evil doctor, but one nonetheless.

I hear voices, from my microwave.

I'm not a dragon, I'm an iguana... they're a lot smaller and they can't breathe fire, and they eat plants...

two pints of Thai iced tea with coconut ice cream floats please (my, that does sound good!) with a shot of overproof rum in one. And a couple of pickled eggs on the side please(Mmmm! pickled eggs go with everything!)

I would like a pickled egg too.

we'd better make it a bowl of pickled eggs, and you can share them

EEeeewwwwwwww! Pickled eggs? I'll just have a pickle without the eggs....

How could you not like pickled eggs? I pickle my own with garlic and chillies, and the great thing is if you leave them long enough (6 months+) the chemicals in the garlic and chillis degrades the structure of the whites so you can spread whole eggs on bread like lumps of cream cheese (yum!

*shivers* ...Can I please have that pickle now.....

*drinks the thai iced tea after stirring the ice cream in*
I'll stick with coconut custard and sticky rice, I think. No pickled eggs for me.

*drinks water*