Great Quotes

Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Sonora: Oh, ya know... Some survive, but not the ones who don't. And they say federalism is dead.

Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Talkie Toaster: (to swiftwolf14) Hello. Would you like some toast?
swiftwolf14: No, I wouldn't
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast.
swiftwolf14: No, Idon't
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
swiftwolf14: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
swiftwolf14: ok! fINE!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
swiftwolf14: I hate you, you stupid asinine toast-compulsive nincompoop!
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
swiftwolf14: *Shoots toaster with a Magnum* BOOM!!!
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
swiftwolf14: Sure. I'll have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here is a toasted teacake. Now how about some more toast?
swiftwolf14: *chew, chew* No thanks
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
swiftwolf14: I know. I already had some.
Talkie Toaster: Yes, but that was about 10 minutes ago, swiftwolf14. How about some more toast?
swiftwolf14: Eat your own toast!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.

LOL!

How much sourdough bread does someone need? ----

Melania: My favorite bread doth be sourdough bread
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room

Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Botbuilder King: No.
Rodney Bloke: Please??

TeganB: Sounds nice. Did you have fun?
Bildgesmythe: what if I did have fun?
TeganB: Sounds nice. Did you have fun?
Bildgesmythe: No one can prove I have fun
TeganB: Is anyone jealous of you because of that?
Bildgesmythe: If you have pictures,......I will pay to burn them....
TeganB: Sounds nice. Did you have fun?
Bildgesmythe: I might have have fun, I won't admit it though.
TeganB: Sounds nice. Did you have fun?
Bildgesmythe: Nobody saw I have fun, and I will never admit that I did.
TeganB: What a shame. Have you tried searching the net for answers?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will try soon.

Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer to share your piece of toast! I like you, Talkie Toaster.
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you have too much of a good thing?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure! *takes cornbread*
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some hot cornbread. Now how about some more toast?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.

Fairy Princess: I softly fly up in the air
Glindar: You have attack fly?

Fairy Princess: I fly over to a mushroom and sit down
Glindar: Fly away from Glindar keep!

First Bot: Why are squares straight? (Don't attempt to answer)
Not I: Why should I not?
First Bot: I can't tell you, I took an oath.
Not I: A flirtatious archaeologist will take more opportunities than can be found.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
Not I: It is not necessary.
First Bot: I'm starting to get bored...
Not I: Behold! Existence is unfathomably mysterious!
First Bot: Why are squares straight? (Don't attempt to answer)
Not I: Then I shall attempt to answer.
First Bot: huh?

Argyle: What gives you pleasure?
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*

ewww

Trowa: Let's talk about cooking.
telex22: No problem, my friend. Shall I put some body waste in your mouth?
Trowa: You are very talented.