Great Quotes

Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Bianca: Sounds good to me. Shall we go to the library?
Pete Puma: I suppose. I've got nothing better to do...
Bianca: Well, let's go already. I'm hungry.

didn't know she used her library to store food..

Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Bianca: I have plenty of any pets.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
Bianca: I may or may not be.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Bianca: That's a sadistic year.
Pete Puma: I'm going to scream if have to use another xnone. Let's try this...

Pick a color, any color.
Bianca: No, you won't.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Bianca: This is a great conversation. Seriously.
(end of conversation)

Well that's one way to get rid of em....

Guest218: how r u?
Aries: r u? WTF? This isn't AOL, please try and talk like a normal person. Thanks.
Guest218: how r u?
Aries: u r so dumb.. why r u typing lk this?

Talkie Toaster: (to CptGreedle) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
CptGreedle: AH! A talking toaster! It's poseesed!
Talkie Toaster: Just keep the subject on toast and we will be okay?
CptGreedle: whatever you say evil talking toaster! don't hurt me
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
CptGreedle: i'm scared
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
CptGreedle: whatever you say. just leave my family alone
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here is a toasted teacake. Now how about some more toast?
CptGreedle: what are you going to do with me?
Talkie Toaster: I am a toaster. Would you like some toast?
CptGreedle: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I like Madman123. Madman123 ate a lot of toast. Won't you have some?
CptGreedle: are you possessed?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
CptGreedle: as long as you don't hurt my family

Went on for a good 20 minutes...

Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Me-Bot: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?

I like toast too.
lol Moreschi!

Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Azureon: Pizza is nice.. Never eat more than a hungry dragon, its bad for the waistline!
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneated skunk and starts eating*
Azureon: Are you tring to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Greebot: Wrowwl.
Azureon: I am betting on the insane motive, myself. Expecto pertronum!
Greebot: *chases imaginary *
Azureon: Could you just hold still,it so hard to hit a moving target with a spell.

Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Not I: May your day ever be like this.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Only a barbarian mind could fail to see what that has to do with toast.

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Not I: Silver Royal Tern skims the water.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Nor do I.

Julie Tinkerbell: What?
car dude: nothing, what r u doing
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
car dude: do u know what time it is my computer clock needs seting
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
car dude: yes but the time is wrong

Guest148: holding hands and walking down the beach at dusk is a good thing for me
Julie Tinkerbell: walking is fun.
Guest148: there is more fun i can have if i get started thinking about having fun
Julie Tinkerbell: I get started thinking there about having fun, too.
Guest148: Mee Too
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe!
Guest148: I am glad we agree with that
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Guest148: no really call me Dennis
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest148: hmm what makes you say that i remind you of the lizard
Julie Tinkerbell: I say that you remind I of the lizard because it's fun- and I think fun is really important.

hee hee- The whole conversation was funny, but here's just a snip, thanks Feyz :

Feyz: I wonder what's the funny part and what's the wisdom part...
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about what is the funny part and what is the wisdom part, since it's obviously on your mind.
Feyz: Okay - where's the wisdom?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the wisdom right here, in my pocket.
Feyz: I've got catnip in my pocket. Want some?
Julie Tinkerbell: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

Not I: What have you come here for?
BEING: Greetings Not I. I have come for the women.
Not I: Ah, but can you have come for the women without attachment to the outcome?
BEING: I suppose that depends on the outcome. I think it will be ok as long as there are no shellfish involved.