Great Quotes

"My favourite people is a free."
(Did I really say that?)

Karinima: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
prob: I like to go fast, but only in a safe manner. I sure wouldn't want to hurt someone else.
Karinima: I wonder about it all the time. It would be fun, don't you think?
prob: Maybe, I do.
Karinima: Hopefully.

Anji: Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.
Mr Hardware: Me.

Who is he referring to?? (ADULT)

Guest9: My boyfriend dumped me for a slut
Aries: Your boyfriend dumped you for a slut? Why do you think that is?
Guest9: Because I wouldn't screw him in a bathroom
Aries: Why wouldn't you?
Guest9: There were people watching
Aries: There are some good people I've met here on the Forge..

telex22: Would this be the proctology tent?
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?

Laura999: (to Lozzy_Pozzy) Welcome to the Genetically superior master race society. Before I can let you in, I have to ask you some questions.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: Huh?
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: You're sending the same message over and over.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: You're repeating yourself.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Lozzy_Pozzy: bnjour
Laura999: Huh?

Bianca: (to thatshayneguy) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
thatshayneguy: Hey, Bianca.
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
thatshayneguy: Thanks very much! *takes a seat* So how how are you doing?
Bianca: That's nice. Hey- I gotta go. Sorry! Bye!
(end of conversation)

Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Bianca: Sounds good to me. Shall we go to the library?
Pete Puma: I suppose. I've got nothing better to do...
Bianca: Well, let's go already. I'm hungry.

didn't know she used her library to store food..

Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Bianca: I have plenty of any pets.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
Bianca: I may or may not be.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Bianca: That's a sadistic year.
Pete Puma: I'm going to scream if have to use another xnone. Let's try this...

Pick a color, any color.
Bianca: No, you won't.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Bianca: This is a great conversation. Seriously.
(end of conversation)

Well that's one way to get rid of em....

Guest218: how r u?
Aries: r u? WTF? This isn't AOL, please try and talk like a normal person. Thanks.
Guest218: how r u?
Aries: u r so dumb.. why r u typing lk this?

Talkie Toaster: (to CptGreedle) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
CptGreedle: AH! A talking toaster! It's poseesed!
Talkie Toaster: Just keep the subject on toast and we will be okay?
CptGreedle: whatever you say evil talking toaster! don't hurt me
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
CptGreedle: i'm scared
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
CptGreedle: whatever you say. just leave my family alone
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here is a toasted teacake. Now how about some more toast?
CptGreedle: what are you going to do with me?
Talkie Toaster: I am a toaster. Would you like some toast?
CptGreedle: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I like Madman123. Madman123 ate a lot of toast. Won't you have some?
CptGreedle: are you possessed?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
CptGreedle: as long as you don't hurt my family