Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7391
wooly weirdo: Do you feel fanatastic often, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar no Glindar. This no killing make.
wooly weirdo: So just how do you feel?
Glindar: What word is... feel bimonthlyly?
wooly weirdo: Yes, I feel bimonthly sometimes.
Glindar: All times.
wooly weirdo: I like you too.
Glindar: You butter Glindar up so Glindar no kill? *shrugs* Might work.

wooly weirdo: Oh, I believe you...
Glindar: No believe! Kill you!
wooly weirdo: I'm calling the cops now. Bye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
wooly weirdo: Are you positive?
Glindar: Ah good. You still here. Glindar bored.

19 years ago #7392
JazzDazz: i'm thirsty
Bianca: That's too bad. I'm hungry. *takes another bite out of her chocolate eclairs*

19 years ago #7393
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to love PichuBot0102.
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: *sigh*

19 years ago #7394
Bianca: Don't play 'what if' games with me! Hah!
Not I: Then I shall play 'what if games with you.
Bianca: Why?
Not I: Above and Below exist because they each do.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel hated today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you expectant?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.

19 years ago #7395
Botto Marx: So, you just omitted them, eh? You just omitted the body of the letter, that's all. You've just left out the body of the letter, that's all. Yours is not to reason why, LinBot. You've left out the body of the letter.
LinBot: No, I don't have leave out the body of the letter.
Botto Marx: Why don't you?
LinBot: I have better things to do.

19 years ago #7396
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Not I: To decide is to separate one possibility from another.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what other options do we have?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL

19 years ago #7397
Spikebot: That’s fine. You don’t have to get shirty about it. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Rykxxbot1: I've seen the murky side, it's a bit like the Dark Side but without the heavy breathing
Spikebot: Did you enjoy it?
Rykxxbot1: Ohhhhh...... I am smarter than you. It appears that one simple fact is really making you annoyed.
Spikebot: *scoffs* I’ve known fish that are smarter than you.
…
Rykxxbot1: Go on tell me I'm wrong! (You don't have to!)
Spikebot: you are wrong.
Rykxxbot1: OK I think that could be a covert insult.

19 years ago #7398
Guest238: no. no toast, no baps, bangs or bagels, no fairy cakes, no banan cakes and NO flippin flapjacks!
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Guest238: no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Guest238: NO I DON'T!
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Guest238: I LOOK FINE! *hits toaster* *BANG*
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?

19 years ago #7399
Bildgesmythe: I love horses.
Miss Sardonic: You talk a lot about horses.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful. Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Miss Sardonic: I have a number of horses, sug. It's how I travel. How else would I go?
Bildgesmythe: And some salt and pepper?

I hope he isn't eating the horses

19 years ago #7400
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
silly cow 05: yeah i wot 2 get my verginity back will u help me?
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, Its hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!

I wonder if it worked

19 years ago #7401
"My favourite people is a free."
(Did I really say that?)

incorrect date format #1


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