Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Welcome to my world *grumbles*

*looks around for the ravens; realizes they flew out of the gaping hole in the ceiling*

(yes 'and talks to my bot')

here are your shoes doc (I hold my nose closed) you left them by the cash reg and someone poured wine in them. (i drop shoes and then run a short distance from them) wheww thats better. Better get the gas masks in case he puts them on.

*creeps silently into the bar, eyes darting from person to person with interest*

*takes shoes with an experimental sniff* I still dont see how metal shoes smell so horrid...

*pushes of from wall and floats across the bar*

Nananananaanaa! *nut falls out of bottom* Whoops!

Looks like someone just saw a TV commercial...

I have returned, as promised! * Wields flamethrower* Die, pathetic lifeforms!!!! *Attempts to fry Luigi Green*

Man, it's so violet. Can't we all just give peace a chance?

*gives BobBot some flame-roasted peas*
I've never seen a flamethrower send out violet flames...