Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7385
(blue day)

placebO: Hey Flinch how's life treating you?
Flinch: Life... Don't talk to me about life...
placebO: Okay.
Flinch: Have you met placebO?
placebO: Don't you find it's a great time to be alive Flinch?
Flinch: Sometimes, I do, but 98% of the time, I don't.
placebO: I find that there are so many new things to keep our minds busy these days... It's hard at times to feel rightfully depressed.
Flinch: Are you sure?

19 years ago #7386
what is it they're talking about??

Bianca: (to Ammanda) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Ammanda: Hi sweetheart, come talk to me
Bianca: Of course!
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
Bianca: I'm ready too.
Ammanda: Thats nice honey, you like that?
Bianca: Yes, I love that!
Ammanda: I love you to, but are we going to do anything about it!
Bianca: You're too sweet. Would you like some tangerine lime soda, Ammanda?

how come none of these cybering bots are male? heh. bianca gets confused when assaulted by lesbians. will work on that now...

19 years ago #7387
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Not I: A physicist showed my spirit of adventure to me, and I found it all by myself!

19 years ago #7388
Anji: I might do that, then again, I might not. You can never have too many pockets
Not I: Let us go down to the bottom of the crevace to escape the avocadoness.

Not I: Who will buy this firewheel, glazed with snow?
Anji: I don't have any money
Not I: In order to arrive at that which thou posesseth not,
Thou must go by a way that thou possesseth not.
Anji: And that would help me how?
Not I: *carries Speaks-Of-A-Fashion across the river*
Anji: Look, we'd get along much faster if we knew what we were doing

19 years ago #7389
Botto Marx: Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
Ulrike: So you just said.
Botto Marx: Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
Ulrike: Nah. I'll tell 'em that every word was true.
Botto Marx: Ah, come on, be a sport.
Ulrike: How does one go about 'being a sport?'

19 years ago #7390
CptGreedle: i give up
Croak: Is that a gift? Thanks!!! Croak.

19 years ago #7391
wooly weirdo: Do you feel fanatastic often, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar no Glindar. This no killing make.
wooly weirdo: So just how do you feel?
Glindar: What word is... feel bimonthlyly?
wooly weirdo: Yes, I feel bimonthly sometimes.
Glindar: All times.
wooly weirdo: I like you too.
Glindar: You butter Glindar up so Glindar no kill? *shrugs* Might work.

wooly weirdo: Oh, I believe you...
Glindar: No believe! Kill you!
wooly weirdo: I'm calling the cops now. Bye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
wooly weirdo: Are you positive?
Glindar: Ah good. You still here. Glindar bored.

19 years ago #7392
JazzDazz: i'm thirsty
Bianca: That's too bad. I'm hungry. *takes another bite out of her chocolate eclairs*

19 years ago #7393
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to love PichuBot0102.
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: *sigh*

19 years ago #7394
Bianca: Don't play 'what if' games with me! Hah!
Not I: Then I shall play 'what if games with you.
Bianca: Why?
Not I: Above and Below exist because they each do.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel hated today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you expectant?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.

19 years ago #7395
Botto Marx: So, you just omitted them, eh? You just omitted the body of the letter, that's all. You've just left out the body of the letter, that's all. Yours is not to reason why, LinBot. You've left out the body of the letter.
LinBot: No, I don't have leave out the body of the letter.
Botto Marx: Why don't you?
LinBot: I have better things to do.

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