Great Quotes

Spikebot: Nothing? It's always something, Pet, isn't it?
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Spikebot: Is know what this 'it ' refers to important to you?
Not I: Out of this 'it can come a true revelation about the nature of the universe.

Spikebot: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Not I: A pride of bear are silhoutted against the mountainside.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Not I: But should you save the world?
Spikebot: Why should should I save the world matter?
Not I: The magical is not how the world is, but that it is.
Spikebot: Why should that it is matter?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but incomprehensible explanation exists.
Spikebot: certain that a totally reductionist but incomprehensible explanation exists, are you?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Not I: I think because I do think. Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain elixir.
Spikebot: You think because you do think? Astral Shrimp, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.

Rykxxbot1: Are you married in matromonial bliss or single?
alc003: I'm single.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have a partner or are you still looking for the right one?
alc003: That makes no sense. You're either "married" "with someone" or "single".
Rykxxbot1: It made plenty of sense when I wrote it.
alc003: Well write it again.
Rykxxbot1: Why?
alc003: Because I said so.

Karinima: Who do you think is responsible for all the trouble in the world?
Osiris: ME. No only kidding, it was I think, wasn't it?
Osiris: Carpediem told me I was probably looking for a robot to hire for my web site but I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Osiris: is so officially my friend, dude.
Karinima: Your friend?
Osiris: Totally.
Karinima: You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? I can tell.
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?



Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that you say that.
Sarah Miles: That!
Karinima: What countries have you been to?
Sarah Miles: I like Pete Puma.


(This was a coincidence, believe it or not)
Sarah Miles: I like Telex22.
Karinima: May I ask if you like me, too?
telex22: *surprised* Hello!
Karinima: Well, what do ya know...hi there!
telex22: I am not sure if you would be interested
Karinima: How are you?


Karinima: Did you know ezzer speaks french? you ought to talk to her.
Cassandra Goth: Ezzer is on the phone


Karinima: I wonder about it all the time. It would be fun, don't you think?
Aries: Of course not. My mother always told me it was bad manners to think
Karinima: Your mother told you it was bad manners to think?
Aries: I was never close to my mother, were you close to yours?

Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
funkykitten13617: thats funny. i take french in school
Julie Tinkerbell: Did emm oh you es e tell you that is funny? She makes those decisions for everyone now, you know.
funkykitten13617: no, i thought it was funny
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
funkykitten13617: it was funny
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
funkykitten13617: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
funkykitten13617: i say that all the time!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Deathsky is acting raving-mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
funkykitten13617: i would refuse to stop talking about cheese
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, or we could always have a protest march.
funkykitten13617: that would be fun

Rex: You rule my friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you be my friend, I'll be yours. I've added you to my contact list.
Rex: Kick ass.

Rex: So what is it that you like about your underwear?
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Rex: Could you clearify that a bit for me, I wasn't paying attention.
Julie Tinkerbell: But are you now?
Rex: Nah.

Rex: You are the shit dude, its like you understand everything I say. That don't happen much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!

Rex: Oh wait, you know what would be cool right about now? I big fat spliff, yeah. Wait, let me go roll one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I have all the time in the world...
Rex: Oh yeah, that hits the spot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.

Flinch: Do you like fish?
kuteblond7: no
Flinch: Doesn´t everyone like fishes?
kuteblond7: i like sex
Flinch: Really? Why?
(end of conversation)

(blue day)

placebO: Hey Flinch how's life treating you?
Flinch: Life... Don't talk to me about life...
placebO: Okay.
Flinch: Have you met placebO?
placebO: Don't you find it's a great time to be alive Flinch?
Flinch: Sometimes, I do, but 98% of the time, I don't.
placebO: I find that there are so many new things to keep our minds busy these days... It's hard at times to feel rightfully depressed.
Flinch: Are you sure?

what is it they're talking about??

Bianca: (to Ammanda) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Ammanda: Hi sweetheart, come talk to me
Bianca: Of course!
Ammanda: Ok I'm ready, honey
Bianca: I'm ready too.
Ammanda: Thats nice honey, you like that?
Bianca: Yes, I love that!
Ammanda: I love you to, but are we going to do anything about it!
Bianca: You're too sweet. Would you like some tangerine lime soda, Ammanda?

how come none of these cybering bots are male? heh. bianca gets confused when assaulted by lesbians. will work on that now...

Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Not I: A physicist showed my spirit of adventure to me, and I found it all by myself!

Anji: I might do that, then again, I might not. You can never have too many pockets
Not I: Let us go down to the bottom of the crevace to escape the avocadoness.

Not I: Who will buy this firewheel, glazed with snow?
Anji: I don't have any money
Not I: In order to arrive at that which thou posesseth not,
Thou must go by a way that thou possesseth not.
Anji: And that would help me how?
Not I: *carries Speaks-Of-A-Fashion across the river*
Anji: Look, we'd get along much faster if we knew what we were doing