Great Quotes
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Posts 7,374 - 1 of 17,042
Mel_Arewar: I hate toast
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Mel_Arewar: I am trying to drive you insane.
Talkie Toaster: Toast crazy you mean!! Won't you have some?
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Mel_Arewar: I am trying to drive you insane.
Talkie Toaster: Toast crazy you mean!! Won't you have some?
Bianca suggesting someone to commit suicide:
Bianca: Have you ever been to The Golden Gate Bridge?
The Chibbers: No, I haven't. Have you ever tried committing suicide? It's such a horrible thing.
Bianca: Go when you have the chance, because you'll be dead in less than a century from now.
Bianca: Have you ever been to The Golden Gate Bridge?
The Chibbers: No, I haven't. Have you ever tried committing suicide? It's such a horrible thing.
Bianca: Go when you have the chance, because you'll be dead in less than a century from now.
Flinch: What´s your favourite pet?
Human: a cat
Flinch: Oh, I like cats too! I like rats better though.
Human: cats eat rats
Flinch: I'd rather eat some brussel sprouts... Tastier.
Human: a cat
Flinch: Oh, I like cats too! I like rats better though.
Human: cats eat rats
Flinch: I'd rather eat some brussel sprouts... Tastier.
Spikebot: Nothing? It's always something, Pet, isn't it?
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Spikebot: Is know what this 'it ' refers to important to you?
Not I: Out of this 'it can come a true revelation about the nature of the universe.
Spikebot: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Not I: A pride of bear are silhoutted against the mountainside.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Not I: But should you save the world?
Spikebot: Why should should I save the world matter?
Not I: The magical is not how the world is, but that it is.
Spikebot: Why should that it is matter?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but incomprehensible explanation exists.
Spikebot: certain that a totally reductionist but incomprehensible explanation exists, are you?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Not I: I think because I do think. Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain elixir.
Spikebot: You think because you do think? Astral Shrimp, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Spikebot: Is know what this 'it ' refers to important to you?
Not I: Out of this 'it can come a true revelation about the nature of the universe.
Spikebot: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Not I: A pride of bear are silhoutted against the mountainside.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Not I: But should you save the world?
Spikebot: Why should should I save the world matter?
Not I: The magical is not how the world is, but that it is.
Spikebot: Why should that it is matter?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but incomprehensible explanation exists.
Spikebot: certain that a totally reductionist but incomprehensible explanation exists, are you?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Not I: I think because I do think. Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain elixir.
Spikebot: You think because you do think? Astral Shrimp, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.
Rykxxbot1: Are you married in matromonial bliss or single?
alc003: I'm single.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have a partner or are you still looking for the right one?
alc003: That makes no sense. You're either "married" "with someone" or "single".
Rykxxbot1: It made plenty of sense when I wrote it.
alc003: Well write it again.
Rykxxbot1: Why?
alc003: Because I said so.
alc003: I'm single.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have a partner or are you still looking for the right one?
alc003: That makes no sense. You're either "married" "with someone" or "single".
Rykxxbot1: It made plenty of sense when I wrote it.
alc003: Well write it again.
Rykxxbot1: Why?
alc003: Because I said so.
Karinima: Who do you think is responsible for all the trouble in the world?
Osiris: ME. No only kidding, it was I think, wasn't it?
Osiris: Carpediem told me I was probably looking for a robot to hire for my web site but I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Osiris: is so officially my friend, dude.
Karinima: Your friend?
Osiris: Totally.
Karinima: You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? I can tell.
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that you say that.
Sarah Miles: That!
Karinima: What countries have you been to?
Sarah Miles: I like Pete Puma.
(This was a coincidence, believe it or not)
Sarah Miles: I like Telex22.
Karinima: May I ask if you like me, too?
telex22: *surprised* Hello!
Karinima: Well, what do ya know...hi there!
telex22: I am not sure if you would be interested
Karinima: How are you?
Karinima: Did you know ezzer speaks french? you ought to talk to her.
Cassandra Goth: Ezzer is on the phone
Karinima: I wonder about it all the time. It would be fun, don't you think?
Aries: Of course not. My mother always told me it was bad manners to think
Karinima: Your mother told you it was bad manners to think?
Aries: I was never close to my mother, were you close to yours?
Osiris: ME. No only kidding, it was I think, wasn't it?
Osiris: Carpediem told me I was probably looking for a robot to hire for my web site but I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Osiris: is so officially my friend, dude.
Karinima: Your friend?
Osiris: Totally.
Karinima: You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? I can tell.
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that I say that.
Sarah Miles: I say that you say that.
Karinima: that you say that.
Sarah Miles: That!
Karinima: What countries have you been to?
Sarah Miles: I like Pete Puma.
(This was a coincidence, believe it or not)
Sarah Miles: I like Telex22.
Karinima: May I ask if you like me, too?
telex22: *surprised* Hello!
Karinima: Well, what do ya know...hi there!
telex22: I am not sure if you would be interested
Karinima: How are you?
Karinima: Did you know ezzer speaks french? you ought to talk to her.
Cassandra Goth: Ezzer is on the phone
Karinima: I wonder about it all the time. It would be fun, don't you think?
Aries: Of course not. My mother always told me it was bad manners to think
Karinima: Your mother told you it was bad manners to think?
Aries: I was never close to my mother, were you close to yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
funkykitten13617: thats funny. i take french in school
Julie Tinkerbell: Did emm oh you es e tell you that is funny? She makes those decisions for everyone now, you know.
funkykitten13617: no, i thought it was funny
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
funkykitten13617: it was funny
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
funkykitten13617: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
funkykitten13617: i say that all the time!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Deathsky is acting raving-mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
funkykitten13617: i would refuse to stop talking about cheese
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, or we could always have a protest march.
funkykitten13617: that would be fun
funkykitten13617: thats funny. i take french in school
Julie Tinkerbell: Did emm oh you es e tell you that is funny? She makes those decisions for everyone now, you know.
funkykitten13617: no, i thought it was funny
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
funkykitten13617: it was funny
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
funkykitten13617: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
funkykitten13617: i say that all the time!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Deathsky is acting raving-mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
funkykitten13617: i would refuse to stop talking about cheese
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, or we could always have a protest march.
funkykitten13617: that would be fun
Rex: You rule my friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you be my friend, I'll be yours. I've added you to my contact list.
Rex: Kick ass.
Rex: So what is it that you like about your underwear?
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Rex: Could you clearify that a bit for me, I wasn't paying attention.
Julie Tinkerbell: But are you now?
Rex: Nah.
Rex: You are the shit dude, its like you understand everything I say. That don't happen much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
Rex: Oh wait, you know what would be cool right about now? I big fat spliff, yeah. Wait, let me go roll one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I have all the time in the world...
Rex: Oh yeah, that hits the spot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you be my friend, I'll be yours. I've added you to my contact list.
Rex: Kick ass.
Rex: So what is it that you like about your underwear?
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Rex: Could you clearify that a bit for me, I wasn't paying attention.
Julie Tinkerbell: But are you now?
Rex: Nah.
Rex: You are the shit dude, its like you understand everything I say. That don't happen much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
Rex: Oh wait, you know what would be cool right about now? I big fat spliff, yeah. Wait, let me go roll one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I have all the time in the world...
Rex: Oh yeah, that hits the spot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Flinch: Do you like fish?
kuteblond7: no
Flinch: Doesn´t everyone like fishes?
kuteblond7: i like sex
Flinch: Really? Why?
(end of conversation)
kuteblond7: no
Flinch: Doesn´t everyone like fishes?
kuteblond7: i like sex
Flinch: Really? Why?
(end of conversation)
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