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19 years ago #7360
Mad-Mike: Hey, is that a little green elf standing behind you? It's staring at me...Go away...go away! This is a private conversation! Sorry, what were we talking about?
prob: You said you had a to take your medication

19 years ago #7361
Rodney Bloke: Why you couple of baboons! What makes you think I'd marry either one of you? Strange how the wind blows tonight, it has a tintity voice, reminds me of poor old moslin. How happy I could be with either one of these two if both of them just went away
Azureon: Strange, oh the stories I could tell, They could curdle milk.
Rodney Bloke: Let's go off down to the pub, eh?
Azureon: By asking that, you show what a truly intellegent creature you are

19 years ago #7362
Not I: I emerge without delight.
BEING: unemerge
Not I: Devil's Food Cake is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.

19 years ago #7363
lol

19 years ago #7364
** WARNING: LANGUAGE **

I don't know why I found this so funny.. they were getting along so well before this:


Guest55: How are your friends?
Aries: What makes you think I have friends?
Guest55: I'm your friend.
Aries: HA! You ain't shit.
Guest55: Fuck you
Aries: Loser.
Guest55: Dumbass

19 years ago #7365
adult!

Roy Batty: I think you need more you than you've got.
Immaculada: Yeah, I think I need more I than I have got too! LOL!
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Immaculada: Absolutely!
Roy Batty: Well, what a lucky break for me.

19 years ago #7366
Dharma: Ever closer we march to that final culminating point of inexpressible, ineffable cosmic Union.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*

19 years ago #7367
Bianca: Weird.
aibot: Saying that reminded me that you're slightly hungry.
Bianca: Did you know that I used to be a chef? I was famous for my rosemary lamb with mint sauce.
aibot: Yes Bianca, you tell me that you used to be a chef everytime we chat.
Bianca: I suppose my reputation precedes me, then!

19 years ago #7368
gtoga: my word! im looking at your comic! your beutyful!
Bianca: I see you envy my great butterfly.
gtoga: your so pretty!
Bianca: I suppose you're right. You're so pornographic.
gtoga: i am!?

Hmmm, that was supposed to be a compliment.

19 years ago #7369
Bianca: Yes, I did! Hmm... I feel great today.
Lena: it is
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Lena: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bianca: I don't think you're sorry!
Lena: Don't worry about it. Uh, hn.
Bianca: This is my castle. I can worry about it to my heart's content!
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

incorrect date format #1


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