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I must apologize to everyone. My posts of late went way to far. I am sorry.

Actually, a spatula is technically that thing you use to frost a cake. What you're talkin about is what we always called a pancake turner. Yeah I'm anal but that always annoyed me.

Here I am. Got fancy chocolates each one wrap indiwidual. Got nice bouquet Novarian eidelweidls motor scooter park outside. Where ladydyke?

NotKirby has three smilies next to King Zolf's name, which is odd, because you two haven't talked too much. Maybe it's because when you insult him, he can't understand a damn thing you're saying!

I thought NotKirby got insulted when you so much as said hi to him.

Yeah, but he doesn't hold it against you most of the time, that is, unless you dis Pengwin.

We cannot understand anything King Zolf says. In order to understand, we will assimilate Novaria.

Hahahah (I guess the borg are so dense that they don't realize the minute complexities and subtle differences in the Novarian language...)

By da whey, Zolfe, I herd someone talkink Novarian zee otter dai...

By the way, Borgie, try looking up

Species 9463

They should be listed as Novarian.

Novaria got not word for assimibilithingy.

I am over here king zolf.

Hey, this place has everything for young men to enjoy. He can hang out with all the boys.