Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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20 years ago #7340

That no weapon be!
*brandishes his knife*
THAT weapon be!

MARK

colonel720
20 years ago #7341

this bar has seen nothing but violence in months... *pulls out 29th century zap pistol*

MARK

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20 years ago #7342

Oh dear, not again! *swallows cash register*

MARK

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20 years ago #7343

*erects personal forcefield, then slices Cylon Alpha 1's weapon in half with laser*

MARK

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20 years ago #7344

Is laser like knife?

MARK

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20 years ago #7345

Laser is better than knife.

MARK

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20 years ago #7346

No! No better! *cradles knife protectively*

MARK

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20 years ago #7347

*climbs around on ceiling* Nobody EVER aims up here...

MARK

Jake11611
20 years ago #7348

I agree, knife's better. They don't have to be reloaded, charged (laser), or even cleaned. And they can't jam like guns tend to when they get dirty...

MARK

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20 years ago #7349

Astrid, did you ever get your sherry?

MARK

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20 years ago #7350

No, but a nice gentleman just lended me a pair of galoshes. I seem to have lost my shoes.

MARK

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20 years ago #7351

*enters with a spiteful look on his face* I forgot the keys to my castle! *boots are incenerated will still on his feet.* Blasted place! Dont you ever have just a normal day!