Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Blasts Bildgesmythe on the foot* Next time it will be that overgrown head! You there! One called "Astrid"! Give me your footwear before I dip you in acid! As for the rest of you, go cower in a corner!

Aaaaargh! bandits!! Attempts to flee the bar with 8 rai ( http://www.mantaray.com/yap/yap_stonemoney.html ) and a large sack of wampum.

That no weapon be!
*brandishes his knife*
THAT weapon be!

this bar has seen nothing but violence in months... *pulls out 29th century zap pistol*

Oh dear, not again! *swallows cash register*

*erects personal forcefield, then slices Cylon Alpha 1's weapon in half with laser*

Is laser like knife?

Laser is better than knife.

No! No better! *cradles knife protectively*

*climbs around on ceiling* Nobody EVER aims up here...

I agree, knife's better. They don't have to be reloaded, charged (laser), or even cleaned. And they can't jam like guns tend to when they get dirty...

Astrid, did you ever get your sherry?