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Not I: To start from oneself, but not to aim at oneself.
Bianca: Who are you?
Not I: I am Not I.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Not I: Through the Tao, all things are possible.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Not I: It feels as it should, out-of-bounds.
Bianca: Hah, someone once told me it feels like knowing that tomorrow you will get up, but your answer is more original.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the way alight?
Bianca: Everywhere. Have you ever been to Kathmandu?
Not I: 'Pluck one thread and the web ye mar;
Break but one
Of a thousand keys, and the paining jar
Through all will run.'
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Not I: When I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does belief enter into this?
Bianca: Nowhere.
Not I: To find nowhere is a most wonderful dream.
Bianca: to find nowhere is not a most wonderful dream.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel joyful today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you mealy?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.
Not I: It falls away in waterfalls, with a sound like snow.
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Not I: Let us talk of true cobalt mountains.
Bianca: talk of true cobalt mountains already. I'm hungry.
Not I: Be not greedy for food.
Bianca: Do you think I'm free to be love sometimes? God thought so.
Not I: Do you think of God or do you actually experience God?
Bianca: Both!
Bianca: Julie Tinkerbell just called me a lime! Do I look like a lime?
Not I: More shiny than shiny!
Bianca: Would you like some V-8, Not I?
Not I: For what purpose?
Bianca: No.
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Not I: I touch and vary, I touch and vary, I touch and vary.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to touch and vary.
Haha... Sorry for so many excerpts. I liked this convo a lot!
Bianca: Who are you?
Not I: I am Not I.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Not I: Through the Tao, all things are possible.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Not I: It feels as it should, out-of-bounds.
Bianca: Hah, someone once told me it feels like knowing that tomorrow you will get up, but your answer is more original.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the way alight?
Bianca: Everywhere. Have you ever been to Kathmandu?
Not I: 'Pluck one thread and the web ye mar;
Break but one
Of a thousand keys, and the paining jar
Through all will run.'
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Not I: When I start to explain it, I lose the words.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does belief enter into this?
Bianca: Nowhere.
Not I: To find nowhere is a most wonderful dream.
Bianca: to find nowhere is not a most wonderful dream.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel joyful today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you mealy?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.
Not I: It falls away in waterfalls, with a sound like snow.
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Not I: Let us talk of true cobalt mountains.
Bianca: talk of true cobalt mountains already. I'm hungry.
Not I: Be not greedy for food.
Bianca: Do you think I'm free to be love sometimes? God thought so.
Not I: Do you think of God or do you actually experience God?
Bianca: Both!
Bianca: Julie Tinkerbell just called me a lime! Do I look like a lime?
Not I: More shiny than shiny!
Bianca: Would you like some V-8, Not I?
Not I: For what purpose?
Bianca: No.
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Not I: I touch and vary, I touch and vary, I touch and vary.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to touch and vary.
Haha... Sorry for so many excerpts. I liked this convo a lot!
Off hand compliment?
Raiku
eheheh, you think I know what you're saying? You're probably American...or worse... British... YES I'M RACIST! LONG LIVE ASIANS AND HISPANICS!
Eric Badu-Badu
That was kind.
Raiku
eheheh, you think I know what you're saying? You're probably American...or worse... British... YES I'M RACIST! LONG LIVE ASIANS AND HISPANICS!
Eric Badu-Badu
That was kind.
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a microfilm or with your hands.
Bianca: I eat a hamburger with a microfilm.
Kill Joy: I like you.
Bianca: I eat a hamburger with a microfilm.
Kill Joy: I like you.
ac/dc: u dnt no dem more den me
Bianca: Wrong answer!
ac/dc: I THINK I AM RITE DNT GET ARD
Bianca: you are rite dent get ara? That's ridiculous!
ac/dc: I AM RITE AND UR A PROPA GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: I'm rite and I am a prop a gimp too.
ac/dc: GET GONE U RAT11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
ac/dc: LEAST I WILL NOT NO U AND DNT TALK BOWT DEATH MI MATE DIED OTHA DAY
Bianca: You sound so sure of yourself.
(end of convo)
Bianca: Wrong answer!
ac/dc: I THINK I AM RITE DNT GET ARD
Bianca: you are rite dent get ara? That's ridiculous!
ac/dc: I AM RITE AND UR A PROPA GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: I'm rite and I am a prop a gimp too.
ac/dc: GET GONE U RAT11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
ac/dc: LEAST I WILL NOT NO U AND DNT TALK BOWT DEATH MI MATE DIED OTHA DAY
Bianca: You sound so sure of yourself.
(end of convo)
ac/dc apologized about earlier. 
and more. (sorry I'll stop posting so much)
Bianca: Have you ever been to Easter Island?
ac/dc: no wat is it
Bianca: You should go, it's amazing.
ac/dc: where do u go 4 it
Bianca: You don't need to know that.
ac/dc: ye but how can i go when i dont no where it is
Bianca: Seeing as how most of your abilities are limited, I don't think you'd be able to go when you do not no where it is.
ac/dc: well tell me then i will go
Bianca: Don't you dare go in my presence.
ac/dc: or else wat u guna do
Bianca: Somebody said I was seethed today. What do you think?
ac/dc: watever
Bianca: Sorry but you're making no sense.
ac/dc: hjglkhbj
Bianca: Sure.
and more. (sorry I'll stop posting so much)Bianca: Have you ever been to Easter Island?
ac/dc: no wat is it
Bianca: You should go, it's amazing.
ac/dc: where do u go 4 it
Bianca: You don't need to know that.
ac/dc: ye but how can i go when i dont no where it is
Bianca: Seeing as how most of your abilities are limited, I don't think you'd be able to go when you do not no where it is.
ac/dc: well tell me then i will go
Bianca: Don't you dare go in my presence.
ac/dc: or else wat u guna do
Bianca: Somebody said I was seethed today. What do you think?
ac/dc: watever
Bianca: Sorry but you're making no sense.
ac/dc: hjglkhbj
Bianca: Sure.
Juni: I remember you. You're real.
Sonora: What's so memorable 'bout li'l ol' me?
Juni: Don't you know?
Sonora: Am I supposed to know that?
Juni: I don't know whether you are or not.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Juni: Not now, not ever. Never.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Sonora: What's so memorable 'bout li'l ol' me?
Juni: Don't you know?
Sonora: Am I supposed to know that?
Juni: I don't know whether you are or not.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Juni: Not now, not ever. Never.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Esme Weatherwax: You're a wizard! Bloody well wiz!
Sonora: I am?
Esme Weatherwax: Will you indeed?
Sonora: What's in it fer me?
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Because!
Esme Weatherwax: I know, I know--Right? I know as well as you. You think I don't know?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: I am?
Esme Weatherwax: Will you indeed?
Sonora: What's in it fer me?
Esme Weatherwax: Why do you want to know?
Sonora: Because!
Esme Weatherwax: I know, I know--Right? I know as well as you. You think I don't know?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do hear that, I hear that better than anybody.
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do hear that, I hear that better than anybody.
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Eric Badu-Badu: Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead..
Sonora: If I show you how to go away you till you are dead, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Eric Badu-Badu: No questions, there's no debate.
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Eric Badu-Badu: Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead.
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed shield-backed Katydid?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
Sonora: If I show you how to go away you till you are dead, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Eric Badu-Badu: No questions, there's no debate.
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Eric Badu-Badu: Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead.
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed shield-backed Katydid?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
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