Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Jello is not only the staple of american culture, but also the world's foremost pokeable gourmet item.

"Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong buttons and you'll be disconnected"

Girls are like spatulas. You use them to turn over eggs or lift hot cookies off of a tray. Oh wait a minute... I guess they're kind of different.

lol

I must apologize to everyone. My posts of late went way to far. I am sorry.

Actually, a spatula is technically that thing you use to frost a cake. What you're talkin about is what we always called a pancake turner. Yeah I'm anal but that always annoyed me.

Here I am. Got fancy chocolates each one wrap indiwidual. Got nice bouquet Novarian eidelweidls motor scooter park outside. Where ladydyke?

NotKirby has three smilies next to King Zolf's name, which is odd, because you two haven't talked too much. Maybe it's because when you insult him, he can't understand a damn thing you're saying!

I thought NotKirby got insulted when you so much as said hi to him.

Yeah, but he doesn't hold it against you most of the time, that is, unless you dis Pengwin.

We cannot understand anything King Zolf says. In order to understand, we will assimilate Novaria.

Hahahah (I guess the borg are so dense that they don't realize the minute complexities and subtle differences in the Novarian language...)

By da whey, Zolfe, I herd someone talkink Novarian zee otter dai...