Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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No no no, no, don´t forget my household remedy. Salt prevents the dishes to get mouldy. You don´t have to use anything else. By the way, where is my sherry?
*grins and grabs the cesium*
*tosses cesium into the sink*
*fountain sputters up for a moment, shattering a plate*
*tosses cesium into the sink*
*fountain sputters up for a moment, shattering a plate*
Okay, everyone...
On your mark...
Get set...
TAKE COVER! *throws gram of cesium into the dishwater and dives over the bar*
*sink explodes, sending ceramic flying everywhere*
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Anyone got more chocolate?
On your mark...
Get set...
TAKE COVER! *throws gram of cesium into the dishwater and dives over the bar*
*sink explodes, sending ceramic flying everywhere*
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Anyone got more chocolate?
*drinks hot chocolate*
*breaks some furniture for wood, then starts a campfire so he can make smores*
*fire suppression system activates, smothering the fire*
*breaks some furniture for wood, then starts a campfire so he can make smores*
*fire suppression system activates, smothering the fire*
*Pulls arms and legs into red, tortise-like shell and curls up next to quickly dying fire* Zzz, Zzz...
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