Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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*starts laughing maniacally*
*rubs her hands together*
Now...let's find out how much cesium it takes to blow up a sink full of dishes!
*rubs her hands together*
Now...let's find out how much cesium it takes to blow up a sink full of dishes!
Sounds like fun!
*plugs his laptop into Dogh'd's replicator and hacks it to disable protocols and make it produce cesium*
*plugs his laptop into Dogh'd's replicator and hacks it to disable protocols and make it produce cesium*
*grabs more chocolate*
Let's start with a centigram...
*drops speck of cesium into the water; small fountain appears*
Fizzy! I need more...cesium! More...cesium!
Let's start with a centigram...
*drops speck of cesium into the water; small fountain appears*
Fizzy! I need more...cesium! More...cesium!
No no no, no, don´t forget my household remedy. Salt prevents the dishes to get mouldy. You don´t have to use anything else. By the way, where is my sherry?
*grins and grabs the cesium*
*tosses cesium into the sink*
*fountain sputters up for a moment, shattering a plate*
*tosses cesium into the sink*
*fountain sputters up for a moment, shattering a plate*
Okay, everyone...
On your mark...
Get set...
TAKE COVER! *throws gram of cesium into the dishwater and dives over the bar*
*sink explodes, sending ceramic flying everywhere*
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Anyone got more chocolate?
On your mark...
Get set...
TAKE COVER! *throws gram of cesium into the dishwater and dives over the bar*
*sink explodes, sending ceramic flying everywhere*
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Anyone got more chocolate?
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