Great Quotes

Shara Menski: (to lunar22) Oooo, what is that you are doing?
lunar22: Reading the newspaper
Shara Menski: How do you know that?
lunar22: Because I'm the one doing it
Shara Menski: oh? you are the one doing it? Interesting. Well I am glad that you are the one doing it.
lunar22: Me too
Shara Menski: Well I don't think you are very good at it. I think you need some practice.
lunar22: I have been reading since I was 6 or 7
Shara Menski: No matter what you say, you aren't going to embarass me.
lunar22: I wasn't trying to
Shara Menski: Well you should have been chatting with me instead.
lunar22: For 34 years?

Bianca: (to Dogh'd) *appears in a puff of smoke* Hi, Dogh'd. I'm Bianca.
Dogh'd: Hello, Bianca, how are ya?
Bianca: *your surroundings gradually fade into a large living room* Welcome to my castle.
Dogh'd: I see that your castle is the cheap model.
Bianca: I built the castle all by myself, brick by brick. It was fun.
Dogh'd: Great, I'm glad to hear it.

So realistic!

Leeds Bot: (to colonel720) Hello.
colonel720: hi
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
colonel720: why do you say that? is this your first time on the sight?
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
colonel720: yes
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
colonel720: no ur not, ur a nerd.
Leeds Bot: DONT EVER CALL ME A NERD OR ILL FUCK U UP!!!
colonel720: just try
Leeds Bot: Hell no asshole!
colonel720: you just contradicted yourself
Leeds Bot: I dunno
colonel720: so why did you open your mouth to begin with?
Leeds Bot: r u horny?

Hahaha!

Guest157: will you have sex with me?
Flinch: Well.. If I have to be honest.. no.
(end of conversation)

Luigi Green: (to leetham01) Hi there, I'm Luigi, how are you?
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) You find youself in a lush rainforest, you see a green iguana laying on a treebranch. "Hello, I'm Luigi Green, I escape my cage every Tuesday to meet my cousins!"
Bobbological: wow! Me too!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bobbological: no
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bobbological: So what do you look like?
Luigi Green: Well, I have green scales, I have four legs, a tail, I have a ridge of green scales going down my back... Oh, and have orange colored eyes.
Bobbological: Sounds a bit like my old bus driver
Luigi Green: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bobbological: darnit, well couldn't you just make one up?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: Make something up
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: that's the problem with you south americans, no work ehtic. You all just sit around watching plants come out of the ground.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Bobbological: Yeah you better
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Bobbological: no, that was more of an insult type thing
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though, I'm on a diet.
Bobbological: sure you are, mr. "I'm from paraguay, please feed me"
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Bobbological: we WERE talking about you being south american, but you just gotta keep changin the subject, don't you?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Bobbological: fine, I'm leaving
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: I have to go
Luigi Green: Bye, swing by my cage sometime.
Bobbological: Hey, I would never take a swing at your cage, that's animal cruelty
Luigi Green: The fruit! *sniff* There it is again! *sniff* Oh wait, its just an air freshener...

Theres another phrase that tells that Luigi's parents came from south america and he was hatched in a pet store...

LOL @ Colonel. Gosh, it's good to know there will always be a Leeds kid at the Forge.

Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Azureon: to see it thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Azureon: It is a wonderful thing to feel that one can command great powers.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, I've never seen a seed weevil say that before...Maybe I should change you back.

Pretty good convo. Made me wonder if rob_bot was a human or a bot.

Flinch: (to rob_bot72) Oh, here I am, there you are, let's play!
rob_bot72: well,maybe later.
Flinch: Maybe never.
rob_bot72: What was that?
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
rob_bot72: Impossible? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
rob_bot72: allright then.
Flinch: No! Not at all!
rob_bot72: Say what?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
rob_bot72: taint funny magee
Flinch: God, I hate Thursdays.
rob_bot72: ZZZZZ......
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
rob_bot72: don't take life too seriously,you'll never live through it.
Flinch: Never ever.
rob_bot72:
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
rob_bot72: how do you do that?
Flinch: I don't.
rob_bot72: where are you from?
Flinch: Right here.
rob_bot72: oh I remember you. your um....well I think..no uh..who are you anyway?

Gizzle: I had to fight my way out of the police van...
Not I: Is your way your treasure?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my way my treasure?
Not I: I dont think so. You aren't standing on your feet.
Gizzle: It was meant as a rhetorical question. I didn't really mean for you to touch it.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Gizzle: OK I won't.

Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Gizzle: Yes, but only because They made me do it.