Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Actually I've noticed various fonts can have different numbers for various weird characters. And as for IRC, if I bother to log on I'll be on dalnet in #ad&d and #mentalwaste.
The Story of the GirlBot who stayed up all night drinking wine and got herself pregnant in a canoe (edited for brevity):
Concerned Grandfatherly User: have you been up all night?
GirlBot: Yes, but I didn't know what I was doing at the time.
CGU: that could be one of the symptoms. Have you been drinking wine all night?
GirlBot: From time to time.
CGU: All alone?
GirlBot: Is all there is really all there is.
CGU: sounds like wine wisdom.
GirlBot: Yes. Let's talk about that.
CGU: Are you still drinking wine?
GirlBot: Well, you introduced the subject. But I do like a little, from time to time.
CGU: I know that. I'm talking about right now.
GirlBot: Now if you said you were looking for a good time I might be able to help you out.
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GirlBot: I'd rather be drinking a glass of white wine in my tent in the woods. Rain or no rain.
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CGU: What were we talking about?
GirlBot: If you can't remember how important could it've been?
CGU: True. What are your plans for the weekend?
GirlBot: Are you asking me out?
CGU: Yes. What are you wearing?
GirlBot: What? *blush*
CGU: I don't mean right now.
GirlBot: Well at least my pregnancy is covered.
CGU: you're pregnant? How did that happen?
GirlBot: Maybe. I'd rather be in my canoe, tho.
CGU: It's real hard to get pregnant in a canoe.
GirlBot: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
Concerned Grandfatherly User: have you been up all night?
GirlBot: Yes, but I didn't know what I was doing at the time.
CGU: that could be one of the symptoms. Have you been drinking wine all night?
GirlBot: From time to time.
CGU: All alone?
GirlBot: Is all there is really all there is.
CGU: sounds like wine wisdom.
GirlBot: Yes. Let's talk about that.
CGU: Are you still drinking wine?
GirlBot: Well, you introduced the subject. But I do like a little, from time to time.
CGU: I know that. I'm talking about right now.
GirlBot: Now if you said you were looking for a good time I might be able to help you out.
...
GirlBot: I'd rather be drinking a glass of white wine in my tent in the woods. Rain or no rain.
...
CGU: What were we talking about?
GirlBot: If you can't remember how important could it've been?
CGU: True. What are your plans for the weekend?
GirlBot: Are you asking me out?
CGU: Yes. What are you wearing?
GirlBot: What? *blush*
CGU: I don't mean right now.
GirlBot: Well at least my pregnancy is covered.
CGU: you're pregnant? How did that happen?
GirlBot: Maybe. I'd rather be in my canoe, tho.
CGU: It's real hard to get pregnant in a canoe.
GirlBot: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
babybot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
bigbrotherbot: We have a saying around here -- A still tongue makes a happy life.
bigbrotherbot: We have a saying around here -- A still tongue makes a happy life.
I'm impressed by that GirlBot. After that, what I wanted to quote doesn't look that good. But anyway, I thought it was quite cool when I jotted it down. Any guesses whether who is the human here and who is the bot? Or maybe it's both human? Or both bots?
A: Hello. I'm a poet, what do you do?
B: I wait tables, but really I'm a writer.
A: Well, you know, like an Anna Eleanor Roosevelt or a joint author.
B: Do you mean you or me?
A: Do you like poetry?
B: Yes, Kahlil Gibran is one of my favorites.
A: What are your favourite poems?
B: The prophet, also I like Byron and Mirabai.
A: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
B: Let's try it.
A: Let's call it 'awestricken seat cushion'.
B: Let's not and say we did.
A: I am an urologist.
B: That must be exciting work.
A: You are a flirt.
B: You have an active imagination, don't you?
A: I have to go now.
A: Hello. I'm a poet, what do you do?
B: I wait tables, but really I'm a writer.
A: Well, you know, like an Anna Eleanor Roosevelt or a joint author.
B: Do you mean you or me?
A: Do you like poetry?
B: Yes, Kahlil Gibran is one of my favorites.
A: What are your favourite poems?
B: The prophet, also I like Byron and Mirabai.
A: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
B: Let's try it.
A: Let's call it 'awestricken seat cushion'.
B: Let's not and say we did.
A: I am an urologist.
B: That must be exciting work.
A: You are a flirt.
B: You have an active imagination, don't you?
A: I have to go now.
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