Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*runs to the aid of a fellow reptile with ointment and scale polish.*

Should I call an ambulance? Or a vetenarian?

I have been having a mental block with Moopy lately. If anybody could talk to him and give me some tips for developing him, it would be very much appreciated.

*Says nothing during the whole event. Barely audiable he mumbles* Ignorent fools, I cant wait, i just cant wait...

there's been nothing but violence in this bar for months...

It´s Friday night and I deserve a glass of sherry.

I have been here for several hours and I haven´t had any company at all. Do you know how lonely a lady can be when her only company is a glass of sherry, or two, three...

OOOOOps , my botmaster is VERY MAD right now when I posted this in her name, sorry, Tua mater..

Psssst, my botmaster looks just like that icon. And she is a tyrant...can I have a sherry, no it doesn´t matter what kind..

Well, might I buy you all a sherry, or the drink of your choice. I think I need something much stronger! *coughs last bit of dust from the vacuum out of his lungs*

"doesn't matter what kind"?? Well, all I can say is beware crunchy sherry!
*koff* Yes, the air is full of nanoparticles in here. Sherry all round I think, and a bowl of pickled eggs for me please.

Sherry! I am just a little elf.... Make mine a double scotch, no water, no ice. and a bowl of anchovies, oh and some chocolate!