Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
Posts 715 - 726 of 13,738
Posts 715 - 726 of 13,738
Queen? She dead in revolution. Revolution don't work. I still king. What can I say. Show up with flowers, chocolates, motor scooter?
Jello is not only the staple of american culture, but also the world's foremost pokeable gourmet item.
"Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong buttons and you'll be disconnected"
Girls are like spatulas. You use them to turn over eggs or lift hot cookies off of a tray. Oh wait a minute... I guess they're kind of different.
Actually, a spatula is technically that thing you use to frost a cake. What you're talkin about is what we always called a pancake turner. Yeah I'm anal but that always annoyed me. 
Here I am. Got fancy chocolates each one wrap indiwidual. Got nice bouquet Novarian eidelweidls motor scooter park outside. Where ladydyke?
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