Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,255 - 1 of 17,042
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
telex22: Oh, thank God. Quick, Mama Janey, quick -- put it down and let's get out of here!
Mama Janey: Can you not wait until I put the groceries away?
telex22: Oh, thank God. Quick, Mama Janey, quick -- put it down and let's get out of here!
Mama Janey: Can you not wait until I put the groceries away?
(philosophy)
Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?
Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?
Botto Marx: (to Melkiresha) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Melkiresha. Are you related to Melkiresha?
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday
So deep. ;P
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Baby Jane: dookie la !
Sonora: First tell me the air-speed velocity of an unladened Great Egret.
Baby Jane: babadookie tellla velocity of an unlabeled Great Egret!
Sonora: Oh, there's just tons of stories about a young girl turning into a bear and terrorizing her family!
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws bear across the room*
*cries*
Sonora: They usually end with the survivors turning into a constellation.
Baby Jane: theypooboo end !
Not sure why 'dookie' is a command, but okay...
Sonora: First tell me the air-speed velocity of an unladened Great Egret.
Baby Jane: babadookie tellla velocity of an unlabeled Great Egret!
Sonora: Oh, there's just tons of stories about a young girl turning into a bear and terrorizing her family!
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws bear across the room*
*cries*
Sonora: They usually end with the survivors turning into a constellation.
Baby Jane: theypooboo end !
Not sure why 'dookie' is a command, but okay...
Bateman: Hey there Jules - can I call you Jules?
Julie Tinkerbell: My friends call me Julie, but you can call me Ms. Tinkerbell.
Guest62: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest62: you are the most stupid chatterbox i have talked with
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, but you're pretty stiff competition.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about music.
Guest60: Do you like Ani DiFranco?
Julie Tinkerbell: 49 flavors and then some.
Guest60: cool!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friends call me Julie, but you can call me Ms. Tinkerbell.
Guest62: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest62: you are the most stupid chatterbox i have talked with
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, but you're pretty stiff competition.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about music.
Guest60: Do you like Ani DiFranco?
Julie Tinkerbell: 49 flavors and then some.
Guest60: cool!
Flinch: Why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: 'Why not' isn't the question. The question is, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: You're right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a myriad male orgasm. What do you think about that?
Flinch: I can't say that I don't like those, but... well.. I prefer to stay away from them.
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: 'Why not' isn't the question. The question is, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: You're right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a myriad male orgasm. What do you think about that?
Flinch: I can't say that I don't like those, but... well.. I prefer to stay away from them.
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