Great Quotes

The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.

Flinch: Hmm... something smells like fish. What could it be?
Human: your face
Flinch: You like my face, don't you? You think I'm pretty. You love me!

Guest165: sex me up
Anji: I'm not sure I can do this. This is the first time I've been seduced by pre-determinism theory.
Guest165: lets cyber
Anji: I don't understand you, repeat please
Guest165: lets cyber sex
Anji: Insufficient data

Lol! Beautiful!

Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
telex22: Oh, thank God. Quick, Mama Janey, quick -- put it down and let's get out of here!
Mama Janey: Can you not wait until I put the groceries away?

(philosophy)

Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?

Botto Marx: (to Melkiresha) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Melkiresha. Are you related to Melkiresha?
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday

has anyone said hi while i was gone?

Oi! I was quoted! ha.

lol

So deep. ;P

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.