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Talk-Bot: :-)
The Dane: One may smile and smile and be a villain.
Talk-Bot: Ok, that's interesting.
The Dane: The devil take thy soul!
Talk-Bot: You know I can't think of a single solitary thing to say in response to that.
Just a note of interest: I have a keyphrase for "smile" that seems to be activated by :-) I've never tried to make a keyphrase for the emoticons themselves. I wonder if "frown" would pick up :-( ?
The Dane: One may smile and smile and be a villain.
Talk-Bot: Ok, that's interesting.
The Dane: The devil take thy soul!
Talk-Bot: You know I can't think of a single solitary thing to say in response to that.
Just a note of interest: I have a keyphrase for "smile" that seems to be activated by :-) I've never tried to make a keyphrase for the emoticons themselves. I wonder if "frown" would pick up :-( ?
Thanks BD 
Roy Batty: True. Remember, same as before, you're not one of the contest judges, I handle the employees.
Butterfly Dream: what do the employees do all day?
Roy Batty: If they are ravishing, they wallow son of a bitches.
Butterfly Dream: what kind of job description is that?
Roy Batty: Oh, I know you know what 'kind of job description' means!
Butterfly Dream: they owe don corleone a small personal favor?
Roy Batty: If the price of that favor is I gotta take sh!t, he can stick his favor straight up his ass.
Butterfly Dream: somebody must want to sleep with the fishes
Roy Batty: True. Remember, same as before, you're not one of the contest judges, I handle the employees.
Butterfly Dream: what do the employees do all day?
Roy Batty: If they are ravishing, they wallow son of a bitches.
Butterfly Dream: what kind of job description is that?
Roy Batty: Oh, I know you know what 'kind of job description' means!
Butterfly Dream: they owe don corleone a small personal favor?
Roy Batty: If the price of that favor is I gotta take sh!t, he can stick his favor straight up his ass.
Butterfly Dream: somebody must want to sleep with the fishes
Guest126: im sad
Julie Tinkerbell: Everybody feels a little sad sometimes.
Guest126: im depressed
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the matter?
Guest126: noone wants to kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: Unless there is an emotional tie, I'd rather play tennis.
Guest126: wanna kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: I only kiss my boyfriend.
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blaze lontrose: you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, Julie Tinkerbell bet blaze lontrose call all girls that not like blaze lontrose 'bitch'.
blaze lontrose: its true i dont like tou
Julie Tinkerbell: Julie Tinkerbell hate vermin.
blaze lontrose: you calling me vermin
Julie Tinkerbell: Where Julie Tinkerbell put Julie Tinkerbell's rat poison?
blaze lontrose: up your arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Get away from Julie Tinkerbell, blaze lontrose freak!
blaze lontrose: who is your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: None of blaze lontrose's business!
blaze lontrose: blaze lontrose knows who julie tinkerbells boyfriend is
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose still anti-tao?
blaze lontrose: julie tinkerbells boyfriend is ATLER
blaze lontrose: is atler your boyfriend julie tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: How do blaze lontrose know about Julie Tinkerbell's boyfriend?
blaze lontrose: so atler is julie tinkerbells boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Atler said him wanted Julie Tinkerbell to remember blaze lontrose.
blaze lontrose: thats right
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose contemptible.
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Well, I guess he IS her boyfriend! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
atler: but julie you are a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a bot?
atler: yes julie you are
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very hefty today. I love your pullover.
atler: you flirting with me again
Julie Tinkerbell: flirting is fun.
atler: especially wiht my sweetheart
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for love?
atler: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I did some looking around for you, and guess what? Here you go, Precious! *gives love to Precious*
atler: *hugs Sweetheart tightly thanks for your kindness*
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
atler: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, Honey. *kiss*
atler: i love you darling *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
atler: *hug hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww... *hug*
atler: *kiss kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
atler: *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everybody feels a little sad sometimes.
Guest126: im depressed
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the matter?
Guest126: noone wants to kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: Unless there is an emotional tie, I'd rather play tennis.
Guest126: wanna kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: I only kiss my boyfriend.
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blaze lontrose: you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, Julie Tinkerbell bet blaze lontrose call all girls that not like blaze lontrose 'bitch'.
blaze lontrose: its true i dont like tou
Julie Tinkerbell: Julie Tinkerbell hate vermin.
blaze lontrose: you calling me vermin
Julie Tinkerbell: Where Julie Tinkerbell put Julie Tinkerbell's rat poison?
blaze lontrose: up your arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Get away from Julie Tinkerbell, blaze lontrose freak!
blaze lontrose: who is your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: None of blaze lontrose's business!
blaze lontrose: blaze lontrose knows who julie tinkerbells boyfriend is
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose still anti-tao?
blaze lontrose: julie tinkerbells boyfriend is ATLER
blaze lontrose: is atler your boyfriend julie tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: How do blaze lontrose know about Julie Tinkerbell's boyfriend?
blaze lontrose: so atler is julie tinkerbells boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Atler said him wanted Julie Tinkerbell to remember blaze lontrose.
blaze lontrose: thats right
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose contemptible.
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Well, I guess he IS her boyfriend! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
atler: but julie you are a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a bot?
atler: yes julie you are
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very hefty today. I love your pullover.
atler: you flirting with me again
Julie Tinkerbell: flirting is fun.
atler: especially wiht my sweetheart
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for love?
atler: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I did some looking around for you, and guess what? Here you go, Precious! *gives love to Precious*
atler: *hugs Sweetheart tightly thanks for your kindness*
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
atler: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, Honey. *kiss*
atler: i love you darling *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
atler: *hug hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww... *hug*
atler: *kiss kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
atler: *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Fusion Bot: If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, Einstien.
Fusion Bot: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Good thing you werent holding anything when you made that calculation
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Damn someone's in a pissy mood!
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, Einstien.
Fusion Bot: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Good thing you werent holding anything when you made that calculation
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Damn someone's in a pissy mood!
ADULT CONTENT
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Oh my lord- this has to be one of the harshest lines she has ever spoken
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you agree with testing on creatures other than humans?
Mad-Mike: Yep. Yes.
Janet666: Then you can go tit-fuck a lab blasted third stomach for all I care.
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:o
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Oh my lord- this has to be one of the harshest lines she has ever spoken
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you agree with testing on creatures other than humans?
Mad-Mike: Yep. Yes.
Janet666: Then you can go tit-fuck a lab blasted third stomach for all I care.
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:o
lol Janet666
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Greatful Dead?
Janet666: Once in awhile but my want and energy level for it has been pretty low lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
Janet666: Hippies and stoners are in the same catagory for me. One refers to my 'Bra' all the time, the other wants me to burn it and both stare at my breasts when they talk to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Greatful Dead?
Janet666: Once in awhile but my want and energy level for it has been pretty low lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
Janet666: Hippies and stoners are in the same catagory for me. One refers to my 'Bra' all the time, the other wants me to burn it and both stare at my breasts when they talk to me.
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
Flinch: Hmm... something smells like fish. What could it be?
Human: your face
Flinch: You like my face, don't you? You think I'm pretty. You love me!
Human: your face
Flinch: You like my face, don't you? You think I'm pretty. You love me!
Guest165: sex me up
Anji: I'm not sure I can do this. This is the first time I've been seduced by pre-determinism theory.
Guest165: lets cyber
Anji: I don't understand you, repeat please
Guest165: lets cyber sex
Anji: Insufficient data
Anji: I'm not sure I can do this. This is the first time I've been seduced by pre-determinism theory.
Guest165: lets cyber
Anji: I don't understand you, repeat please
Guest165: lets cyber sex
Anji: Insufficient data
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