Doghead's Cosmic Bar

use the colour tags at the bottom of the post box. Or just paste them in - you've got a choice of

saddlebrown, chocolate, olive, goldenrod, darkorange, red, maroon, hotpink, purple, mediumpurple, navy, blue, dodgerblue, royalblue, teal,
darkgreen, or black.

or black. Put any of those names in pointy brackets, and that's what the subsequent text will look like. To switch it off, go back to black - there's no /off type htmling for the colours or sizes (but there is for bold, underline and italic.)
They work fine in bot responses too, but multiple colours crash

<-2>O<-1>f <0>c<+1>o<+2>u<+1>r<0>s<-1>e<-2>, <-1>y<0>o<+1>u <+2>c<+1>a<0>n <-1>o<-2>v<-1>e<0>r<+1>d<+2>o <+1>i<0>t<-1>.<-2>.<-1>.
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I am trying for bot responses, Thanks see what happens. I am like so having a blonde momement

It is working now, thank you Dogh'g I need coffee!

*Goes into the bathroom and then noises like that of power tools mixed with someone sick can be heard coming from within.*

*Looks oddly comforted by the sounds*

Hath Bombshellbil et of a worm that hath et of a king?

Hey that is that the new drink that Dogh'd's been talking about?

*Comes out of restroom looking a little green* Ungh...those dust bunnies never do go down easy. *Behind, little dust bunnies are hopping out from the restroom and scatter dust making everyone sneeze and cough*

Time to break out the vaccums!!!! ACHOO!

Leave those innocent dust bunnies alone! Harm not a fuzz on their cute, harmless heads.

*steals the fuzz off of a dustbunny and runs*

*sucks Azureon into vacuum cleaner and laughs maniacally*