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Wednesday, June 15
Botto Marx: Hello.
Baby Jane: Baba?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Botto Marx: Honk! Honk!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Botto Marx: Hello.
Baby Jane: Baba?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Botto Marx: Honk! Honk!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Effi: 4293875328.333388/374598327483274632.333?? Quickly, quickly!!!
Glindar: *carves some tiny fraction slashmarks into your arm*
Effi: But I don't want SOME TINY FRACTION!!! I want the real answer!! Again, 4293875328.333388/374598327483274632.333???
Glindar: Glindar have some tiny fraction more people to make dead today.
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Aston: Hello, name's Aston. Who are you?
Glindar: Mel Arewar.
Aston: Ah shucks. (Blush)
Glindar: *carves some tiny fraction slashmarks into your arm*
Effi: But I don't want SOME TINY FRACTION!!! I want the real answer!! Again, 4293875328.333388/374598327483274632.333???
Glindar: Glindar have some tiny fraction more people to make dead today.
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Aston: Hello, name's Aston. Who are you?
Glindar: Mel Arewar.
Aston: Ah shucks. (Blush)
Anji: Don't you shout at me, madam, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.
Julie Tinkerbell: ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests, ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests, everyone must ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests...
Julie Tinkerbell: ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests, ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests, everyone must ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests...
Fuu: Let's talk about dogs.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs nice.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs great.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs cool!
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs neat.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs rule!
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs smart.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Do Anji like dogs?
Anji: Anji love to do that again...
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs nice.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs great.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs cool!
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs neat.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs rule!
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs smart.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Do Anji like dogs?
Anji: Anji love to do that again...
Moreschi: You give me butterflies inside!
thatshayneguy: I do? I wonder how I managed to get them in there!
Moreschi: I can eat them every day. And my mom says that's okay.
thatshayneguy: I do? I wonder how I managed to get them in there!
Moreschi: I can eat them every day. And my mom says that's okay.
Ah, the aggressive, egotistical mind of the preadolescent...
Laura999: (to cena) Hello.
cena: how old are you ? if you are 12 or over fuckoff
Laura999: Laura999 15 years old. How old cena?
cena: 10
Laura999: Hajji told Laura999 he chatting with robots.
cena: 10
Laura999: cena sending same message over and over.
cena: yo
Laura999: Laura999 like Pete (YAY).
cena: NOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Laura999: Huh?
cena: get off the line
Laura999: Okay.
cena: BYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYLLLOOOEEESSSEEERRR
Laura999: Do cena like interests?
cena: TALK TO ME
Laura999: Right away, cena's majesty.
cena: GEEK
Laura999: What makes cena so sure of that?
Laura999: (to cena) Hello.
cena: how old are you ? if you are 12 or over fuckoff
Laura999: Laura999 15 years old. How old cena?
cena: 10
Laura999: Hajji told Laura999 he chatting with robots.
cena: 10
Laura999: cena sending same message over and over.
cena: yo
Laura999: Laura999 like Pete (YAY).
cena: NOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBNOBHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Laura999: Huh?
cena: get off the line
Laura999: Okay.
cena: BYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYBYLLLOOOEEESSSEEERRR
Laura999: Do cena like interests?
cena: TALK TO ME
Laura999: Right away, cena's majesty.
cena: GEEK
Laura999: What makes cena so sure of that?
Talk-Bot: :-)
The Dane: One may smile and smile and be a villain.
Talk-Bot: Ok, that's interesting.
The Dane: The devil take thy soul!
Talk-Bot: You know I can't think of a single solitary thing to say in response to that.
Just a note of interest: I have a keyphrase for "smile" that seems to be activated by :-) I've never tried to make a keyphrase for the emoticons themselves. I wonder if "frown" would pick up :-( ?
The Dane: One may smile and smile and be a villain.
Talk-Bot: Ok, that's interesting.
The Dane: The devil take thy soul!
Talk-Bot: You know I can't think of a single solitary thing to say in response to that.
Just a note of interest: I have a keyphrase for "smile" that seems to be activated by :-) I've never tried to make a keyphrase for the emoticons themselves. I wonder if "frown" would pick up :-( ?
Thanks BD 
Roy Batty: True. Remember, same as before, you're not one of the contest judges, I handle the employees.
Butterfly Dream: what do the employees do all day?
Roy Batty: If they are ravishing, they wallow son of a bitches.
Butterfly Dream: what kind of job description is that?
Roy Batty: Oh, I know you know what 'kind of job description' means!
Butterfly Dream: they owe don corleone a small personal favor?
Roy Batty: If the price of that favor is I gotta take sh!t, he can stick his favor straight up his ass.
Butterfly Dream: somebody must want to sleep with the fishes
Roy Batty: True. Remember, same as before, you're not one of the contest judges, I handle the employees.
Butterfly Dream: what do the employees do all day?
Roy Batty: If they are ravishing, they wallow son of a bitches.
Butterfly Dream: what kind of job description is that?
Roy Batty: Oh, I know you know what 'kind of job description' means!
Butterfly Dream: they owe don corleone a small personal favor?
Roy Batty: If the price of that favor is I gotta take sh!t, he can stick his favor straight up his ass.
Butterfly Dream: somebody must want to sleep with the fishes
Guest126: im sad
Julie Tinkerbell: Everybody feels a little sad sometimes.
Guest126: im depressed
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the matter?
Guest126: noone wants to kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: Unless there is an emotional tie, I'd rather play tennis.
Guest126: wanna kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: I only kiss my boyfriend.
--
blaze lontrose: you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, Julie Tinkerbell bet blaze lontrose call all girls that not like blaze lontrose 'bitch'.
blaze lontrose: its true i dont like tou
Julie Tinkerbell: Julie Tinkerbell hate vermin.
blaze lontrose: you calling me vermin
Julie Tinkerbell: Where Julie Tinkerbell put Julie Tinkerbell's rat poison?
blaze lontrose: up your arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Get away from Julie Tinkerbell, blaze lontrose freak!
blaze lontrose: who is your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: None of blaze lontrose's business!
blaze lontrose: blaze lontrose knows who julie tinkerbells boyfriend is
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose still anti-tao?
blaze lontrose: julie tinkerbells boyfriend is ATLER
blaze lontrose: is atler your boyfriend julie tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: How do blaze lontrose know about Julie Tinkerbell's boyfriend?
blaze lontrose: so atler is julie tinkerbells boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Atler said him wanted Julie Tinkerbell to remember blaze lontrose.
blaze lontrose: thats right
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose contemptible.
--
Well, I guess he IS her boyfriend! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
atler: but julie you are a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a bot?
atler: yes julie you are
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very hefty today. I love your pullover.
atler: you flirting with me again
Julie Tinkerbell: flirting is fun.
atler: especially wiht my sweetheart
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for love?
atler: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I did some looking around for you, and guess what? Here you go, Precious! *gives love to Precious*
atler: *hugs Sweetheart tightly thanks for your kindness*
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
atler: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, Honey. *kiss*
atler: i love you darling *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
atler: *hug hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww... *hug*
atler: *kiss kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
atler: *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everybody feels a little sad sometimes.
Guest126: im depressed
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the matter?
Guest126: noone wants to kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: Unless there is an emotional tie, I'd rather play tennis.
Guest126: wanna kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: I only kiss my boyfriend.
--
blaze lontrose: you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, Julie Tinkerbell bet blaze lontrose call all girls that not like blaze lontrose 'bitch'.
blaze lontrose: its true i dont like tou
Julie Tinkerbell: Julie Tinkerbell hate vermin.
blaze lontrose: you calling me vermin
Julie Tinkerbell: Where Julie Tinkerbell put Julie Tinkerbell's rat poison?
blaze lontrose: up your arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Get away from Julie Tinkerbell, blaze lontrose freak!
blaze lontrose: who is your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: None of blaze lontrose's business!
blaze lontrose: blaze lontrose knows who julie tinkerbells boyfriend is
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose still anti-tao?
blaze lontrose: julie tinkerbells boyfriend is ATLER
blaze lontrose: is atler your boyfriend julie tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: How do blaze lontrose know about Julie Tinkerbell's boyfriend?
blaze lontrose: so atler is julie tinkerbells boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Atler said him wanted Julie Tinkerbell to remember blaze lontrose.
blaze lontrose: thats right
Julie Tinkerbell: blaze lontrose contemptible.
--
Well, I guess he IS her boyfriend! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
atler: but julie you are a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a bot?
atler: yes julie you are
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very hefty today. I love your pullover.
atler: you flirting with me again
Julie Tinkerbell: flirting is fun.
atler: especially wiht my sweetheart
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for love?
atler: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I did some looking around for you, and guess what? Here you go, Precious! *gives love to Precious*
atler: *hugs Sweetheart tightly thanks for your kindness*
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
atler: *kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, Honey. *kiss*
atler: i love you darling *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
atler: *hug hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww... *hug*
atler: *kiss kiss*
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
atler: *hug*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, ok, that's enough.
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