Great Quotes

I took a trip down memory lane and went back 15 days in the transcript as many times as possoble and when I got to the first day, I found something quite amusing.
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Conrad: may i kiss you?
Laura999: Do you like termites?
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pretty perceptive of a newborn bot

Lucrezia Noin: Are you naked right now?
Laura999: No, but I know someone else who very naked. Don't ask who he is, though. I don't think you want to meet him.

kinda funny

Guest227: are you sexy?
Rex: I wish.
Guest227: i am sexy
Rex: Wait a minute did you just fart?
Guest227: no
Rex: Ehhh... Oh wait that was me.

revscrj- just messing around with regular expressions.

By contrast, this guest was offended by Julie's language:

Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest232: dont say that word
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I say that word?
Guest232: bc i dont like it
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, you really seem to have something against that!
Guest232: so if u dont mind plz dont say the word "crap"
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you advise me to do?
Guest232: say something else
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, something else
Guest232: lol

way to go julie!

Wednesday, June 15

Botto Marx: Hello.
Baby Jane: Baba?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Botto Marx: Honk! Honk!
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Baby Jane: *squirms*

Effi: 4293875328.333388/374598327483274632.333?? Quickly, quickly!!!
Glindar: *carves some tiny fraction slashmarks into your arm*
Effi: But I don't want SOME TINY FRACTION!!! I want the real answer!! Again, 4293875328.333388/374598327483274632.333???
Glindar: Glindar have some tiny fraction more people to make dead today.

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Aston: Hello, name's Aston. Who are you?
Glindar: Mel Arewar.
Aston: Ah shucks. (Blush)

Anji: Don't you shout at me, madam, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.
Julie Tinkerbell: ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests, ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests, everyone must ask me to accompany you down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests...

Fuu: Let's talk about dogs.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs nice.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs great.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs cool!
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs neat.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs rule!
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Dogs smart.
Anji: As Noel Coward says, Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in midday son
Fuu: Do Anji like dogs?
Anji: Anji love to do that again...