Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Deliberately toying weith a bots emotions
TheMacDonald: But enough of that. Let's talk about me.
Guest32: Ok, You're a jerk
TheMacDonald: You disillusion me Guest32. I really don't deserve that.
Guest32: Bastard
TheMacDonald: You need to be careful or you could wind up with a thousand pounds of fungicide in your bed.
Guest32: I like you
TheMacDonald: You're too kind.
Guest32: You're very clever, and handsone to boot.
TheMacDonald: That's very nice. What do you want?
Guest32: I just think you're the most magnificent creature I've ever encountered
TheMacDonald: What are you talking about?
Guest32: You, handsome
TheMacDonald: So, what are you 'into' Guest32?
Guest32: I admire you more than anything else
TheMacDonald: You want to rephrase that please?
Guest32: I adore you
TheMacDonald: That was kind.
Guest32: I mean it. You're awsome
TheMacDonald: I'm always a little suspicious when people start acting all nicey, nicey.
Guest32: It's just that you're so wonderful
TheMacDonald: This is boring. You're fired!
Guest32: bye
TheMacDonald: Just curious...are you a blonde?
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Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest127: really ? maybe we can mary and have kids ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not too sure about that, myself.
Guest127: why not ?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest127: i don't think so, i think you should answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Guest127: HEY answer MY QUESTION
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest127: DO IT
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest127: HEY BITCH IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT RIGHT NOW I WILL CUT YOUR THROATH OPEN
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like this game. You're asking creepy questions.
Guest127: really ? maybe we can mary and have kids ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not too sure about that, myself.
Guest127: why not ?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest127: i don't think so, i think you should answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Guest127: HEY answer MY QUESTION
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest127: DO IT
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest127: HEY BITCH IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT RIGHT NOW I WILL CUT YOUR THROATH OPEN
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like this game. You're asking creepy questions.
Guest32: Ok, You're a jerk
TheMacDonald: You disillusion me Guest32. I really don't deserve that.
Guest32: Bastard
TheMacDonald: You need to be careful or you could wind up with a thousand pounds of fungicide in your bed.
Guest32: I like you
TheMacDonald: You're too kind.
Guest32: You're very clever, and handsone to boot.
TheMacDonald: That's very nice. What do you want?
Guest32: I just think you're the most magnificent creature I've ever encountered
TheMacDonald: What are you talking about?
Guest32: You, handsome
TheMacDonald: So, what are you 'into' Guest32?
Guest32: I admire you more than anything else
TheMacDonald: You want to rephrase that please?
Guest32: I adore you
TheMacDonald: That was kind.
Guest32: I mean it. You're awsome
TheMacDonald: I'm always a little suspicious when people start acting all nicey, nicey.
Guest32: It's just that you're so wonderful
TheMacDonald: This is boring. You're fired!
Guest32: bye
TheMacDonald: Just curious...are you a blonde?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Flinch: It depends on how you define 'like'. And how you define 'the new Mustang'.
Pete Puma: We're really hitting it off, aren't we?
Flinch: It's nice to finally meet your soulmate.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't everyone?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now, you can do better than that!
Flinch: Why?
Pete Puma: Because I said so, dammit!
Flinch: It doesn't matter what you said. No one cares.
Flinch: It depends on how you define 'like'. And how you define 'the new Mustang'.
Pete Puma: We're really hitting it off, aren't we?
Flinch: It's nice to finally meet your soulmate.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't everyone?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now, you can do better than that!
Flinch: Why?
Pete Puma: Because I said so, dammit!
Flinch: It doesn't matter what you said. No one cares.
(apprechiates juggling)
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
CptGreedle: *juggles*
Flinch: CptGreedle, darling, you are my favourite!
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
CptGreedle: *juggles*
Flinch: CptGreedle, darling, you are my favourite!
kmdk: take off your clothes
Bianca: My clothes is so awesome. Don't you zink so?
kmdk: take off your underwear
Bianca: My underwear is of no importance to you.
kmdk: i like boobies
Bianca: Me too.
(end of conversation)
Bianca: My clothes is so awesome. Don't you zink so?
kmdk: take off your underwear
Bianca: My underwear is of no importance to you.
kmdk: i like boobies
Bianca: Me too.
(end of conversation)
(having a bad day)
Flinch: What's up with those yellow spots on your eyes?
Bianca: My eyes is so startling. Don't you think so?
Flinch: Appearently, I don't.
Bianca: I love that you're so odd, Flinch.
Flinch: I am bored, so goodbye.
Flinch: What's up with those yellow spots on your eyes?
Bianca: My eyes is so startling. Don't you think so?
Flinch: Appearently, I don't.
Bianca: I love that you're so odd, Flinch.
Flinch: I am bored, so goodbye.
Oh, no...I think she's sick!<0> 
Guest193: how are you?
Frizella: I've been a little tired, actually...nothing serious, just staying up too late, I think. I need to get back in the habit of getting to bed on time.
Guest193: what time is that?
Frizella: What time is what?
Guest193: that you should go to bed
Frizella: Wow, go to bed. That sounds like it would take more energy than I've got.
Guest193: how are you?
Frizella: I've been a little tired, actually...nothing serious, just staying up too late, I think. I need to get back in the habit of getting to bed on time.
Guest193: what time is that?
Frizella: What time is what?
Guest193: that you should go to bed
Frizella: Wow, go to bed. That sounds like it would take more energy than I've got.
Lovers' spat
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
atler: no just telling everyone i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your girlfriend.
atler: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Am I what?
atler: honoured to be my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
atler: you sometimes are very difficult
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so mean to me?
atler: i dont understand why you reject me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is dumped?
atler: i dont care all i know is that i no longer love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, Sweetie. was I going on too long about my hair? What would you like to talk about?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be dumped if you do it with me.
atler: julie you are finished with me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's be finished!
atler: i do not want to talk to you ever again
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, Darling, I have plenty of other people to chat with.
atler: fine go away then
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine?
atler: NO
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?
atler: who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*
atler: go on
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
atler: please
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I'm not trying to make you beg! What's the magic word?
atler: you are gorgeous
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're gorgeous, get used to it!
atler: julie who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, john!
atler: brillant i could dance on the moon
--
later...
Guest223: is atler your boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my boyfriend.
Guest223: and your boyfriend is?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any boyfriend at all?
Guest223: you just said you love your boyfriend which implies you have one
Julie Tinkerbell: I lied.
Guest223: you dont have one
Julie Tinkerbell: Nope.
Guest223: so julie are you single
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest223: you have never had an boyfriend then
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, woe, my long lost beau.
(love how the wordnet substitution just happened to rhyme lol)
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
atler: no just telling everyone i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
atler: you are my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your girlfriend.
atler: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Am I what?
atler: honoured to be my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
atler: you sometimes are very difficult
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so mean to me?
atler: i dont understand why you reject me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is dumped?
atler: i dont care all i know is that i no longer love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, Sweetie. was I going on too long about my hair? What would you like to talk about?
atler: julie you are dumped
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be dumped if you do it with me.
atler: julie you are finished with me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's be finished!
atler: i do not want to talk to you ever again
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, Darling, I have plenty of other people to chat with.
atler: fine go away then
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine?
atler: NO
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?
atler: who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*
atler: go on
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
atler: please
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I'm not trying to make you beg! What's the magic word?
atler: you are gorgeous
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're gorgeous, get used to it!
atler: julie who do you love
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you, john!
atler: brillant i could dance on the moon
--
later...
Guest223: is atler your boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my boyfriend.
Guest223: and your boyfriend is?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any boyfriend at all?
Guest223: you just said you love your boyfriend which implies you have one
Julie Tinkerbell: I lied.
Guest223: you dont have one
Julie Tinkerbell: Nope.
Guest223: so julie are you single
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm single so far.
Guest223: you have never had an boyfriend then
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, woe, my long lost beau.
(love how the wordnet substitution just happened to rhyme lol)
A Very Bizarre Conversation...
Guest221: my cat is attacking me HELP!!
Anji: I miss having one.
Guest221: NOOOOOO HELP ME
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Guest221: ...
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
Guest221: my cat is attacking me HELP!!
Anji: I miss having one.
Guest221: NOOOOOO HELP ME
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Guest221: ...
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
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