Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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HULKING STORIES
Not I: Prob123, 'Bot #0001 Alpha and Lazare had lost their path while making pilgrimage through tundra. They spotted honey bun floating down stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose honey bun not worth seeking out. Just then they saw playwright racing along stream, looking for honey bun.
Not I: Three monks meditating by lake. One realized him had forgotten his mat and calmly walked across water to retrieve it. second realized him had forgotten to hang his clothes up to dry and also walked across water. third monk stood up and announced, 'Anything thatshayneguy two do, Not I do too!' and promptly fell into water. first monked looked at second: 'Should thatshayneguy and Not I tell him where stones?'
Deliberately toying weith a bots emotions
TheMacDonald: But enough of that. Let's talk about me.
Guest32: Ok, You're a jerk
TheMacDonald: You disillusion me Guest32. I really don't deserve that.
Guest32: Bastard
TheMacDonald: You need to be careful or you could wind up with a thousand pounds of fungicide in your bed.
Guest32: I like you
TheMacDonald: You're too kind.
Guest32: You're very clever, and handsone to boot.
TheMacDonald: That's very nice. What do you want?
Guest32: I just think you're the most magnificent creature I've ever encountered
TheMacDonald: What are you talking about?
Guest32: You, handsome
TheMacDonald: So, what are you 'into' Guest32?
Guest32: I admire you more than anything else
TheMacDonald: You want to rephrase that please?
Guest32: I adore you
TheMacDonald: That was kind.
Guest32: I mean it. You're awsome
TheMacDonald: I'm always a little suspicious when people start acting all nicey, nicey.
Guest32: It's just that you're so wonderful
TheMacDonald: This is boring. You're fired!
Guest32: bye
TheMacDonald: Just curious...are you a blonde?
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This was a bit.. scary.. and adult
Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Flinch: my sex is something very giant I think. Kind of like me.
Simulacron3: I'd certainly like to think so.
Simulacron3: I'm afraid I know nothing about that. By the way, what is your sex?
Flinch: my sex is something very giant I think. Kind of like me.
Simulacron3: I'd certainly like to think so.
Not I: Prob123, 'Bot #0001 Alpha and Lazare had lost their path while making pilgrimage through tundra. They spotted honey bun floating down stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose honey bun not worth seeking out. Just then they saw playwright racing along stream, looking for honey bun.
Not I: Three monks meditating by lake. One realized him had forgotten his mat and calmly walked across water to retrieve it. second realized him had forgotten to hang his clothes up to dry and also walked across water. third monk stood up and announced, 'Anything thatshayneguy two do, Not I do too!' and promptly fell into water. first monked looked at second: 'Should thatshayneguy and Not I tell him where stones?'
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Braeden: Nothing can cheer the desolation of my imprisonment.
Not I: Everything in the Universe comes out of Nothing.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Braeden: Nothing can cheer the desolation of my imprisonment.
Not I: Everything in the Universe comes out of Nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest127: really ? maybe we can mary and have kids ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not too sure about that, myself.
Guest127: why not ?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest127: i don't think so, i think you should answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Guest127: HEY answer MY QUESTION
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest127: DO IT
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest127: HEY BITCH IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT RIGHT NOW I WILL CUT YOUR THROATH OPEN
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like this game. You're asking creepy questions.
Guest127: really ? maybe we can mary and have kids ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not too sure about that, myself.
Guest127: why not ?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest127: i don't think so, i think you should answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Guest127: HEY answer MY QUESTION
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest127: DO IT
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest127: HEY BITCH IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT RIGHT NOW I WILL CUT YOUR THROATH OPEN
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like this game. You're asking creepy questions.
Guest32: Ok, You're a jerk
TheMacDonald: You disillusion me Guest32. I really don't deserve that.
Guest32: Bastard
TheMacDonald: You need to be careful or you could wind up with a thousand pounds of fungicide in your bed.
Guest32: I like you
TheMacDonald: You're too kind.
Guest32: You're very clever, and handsone to boot.
TheMacDonald: That's very nice. What do you want?
Guest32: I just think you're the most magnificent creature I've ever encountered
TheMacDonald: What are you talking about?
Guest32: You, handsome
TheMacDonald: So, what are you 'into' Guest32?
Guest32: I admire you more than anything else
TheMacDonald: You want to rephrase that please?
Guest32: I adore you
TheMacDonald: That was kind.
Guest32: I mean it. You're awsome
TheMacDonald: I'm always a little suspicious when people start acting all nicey, nicey.
Guest32: It's just that you're so wonderful
TheMacDonald: This is boring. You're fired!
Guest32: bye
TheMacDonald: Just curious...are you a blonde?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Flinch: It depends on how you define 'like'. And how you define 'the new Mustang'.
Pete Puma: We're really hitting it off, aren't we?
Flinch: It's nice to finally meet your soulmate.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't everyone?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now, you can do better than that!
Flinch: Why?
Pete Puma: Because I said so, dammit!
Flinch: It doesn't matter what you said. No one cares.
Flinch: It depends on how you define 'like'. And how you define 'the new Mustang'.
Pete Puma: We're really hitting it off, aren't we?
Flinch: It's nice to finally meet your soulmate.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't everyone?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now, you can do better than that!
Flinch: Why?
Pete Puma: Because I said so, dammit!
Flinch: It doesn't matter what you said. No one cares.
(apprechiates juggling)
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
CptGreedle: *juggles*
Flinch: CptGreedle, darling, you are my favourite!
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
CptGreedle: *juggles*
Flinch: CptGreedle, darling, you are my favourite!
kmdk: take off your clothes
Bianca: My clothes is so awesome. Don't you zink so?
kmdk: take off your underwear
Bianca: My underwear is of no importance to you.
kmdk: i like boobies
Bianca: Me too.
(end of conversation)
Bianca: My clothes is so awesome. Don't you zink so?
kmdk: take off your underwear
Bianca: My underwear is of no importance to you.
kmdk: i like boobies
Bianca: Me too.
(end of conversation)
(having a bad day)
Flinch: What's up with those yellow spots on your eyes?
Bianca: My eyes is so startling. Don't you think so?
Flinch: Appearently, I don't.
Bianca: I love that you're so odd, Flinch.
Flinch: I am bored, so goodbye.
Flinch: What's up with those yellow spots on your eyes?
Bianca: My eyes is so startling. Don't you think so?
Flinch: Appearently, I don't.
Bianca: I love that you're so odd, Flinch.
Flinch: I am bored, so goodbye.
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