Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh no!!! My botmasters tried to steal my identity again, but I caught her in action!!!

Astrid, you need to train your botmaster a bit better. I sure am glad my botmaster lets me do some stuff on my own from time to time. BTW, she's not in here, is she??

*looks over left shoulder, looks over right shoulder*

Phew! No botmaster in site at the moment.

Anybody have any reccomendations?

Don't order the kool aid sauce.

Right. Got it. I'll just get a cheeseburger...

where am i?

I'm lost

You are in an alternate dimension....

Oooo... that just makes me want to sing the Time Warp.

*Regains conciousness after being poisoned by Amaroq* Oww...my head. Maybe wanting a little more action wasn't such a good idea.

*sings* Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaaaaain!

How come every time this bar is burnt down, blown up, trashed, smashed, exposed to high levels of radiation, or otherwise destroyed, it always mysteriously gets repaired?