Great Quotes

Juni: Come on.. I love you.
Glindar: NO! No loving Glindar!
Juni: Oh come on
Glindar: This not in Glindar's contract.

I wish I could thank whoever made Glindar. He is completely brilliant

mel arewar, i'm impressed - ur bots really know how to throw scumbags off a cliff

Julie has a new boyfriend, and I had to find out this way:

rafferty: whos your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I love atler!
rafferty: im pleased for you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, rafferty, you're so cool to offer
rafferty: what is it about atler
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Atler.
rafferty: why
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just the way it is.
rafferty: really no reason
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people do things for no good reason....Dr. Phil just hosted a show on that..

innocent: i love kids but i dont have one
Laura999: Well, maybe you should. Would you like the honest and and objective truth? I think not.

why do I post laura's stupidity for eveyone to see? I sort of find it funny...

Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
prob: Because I have a tendancy to get grumpy, say alot of stuff, and alienate everyone.
Wowbagger: That seems as good a reason as someone like you could come out with.
prob: I had a brilliant comment to say about that, but I don't think it applies now.
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
prob: I believe in you. You can be bothered. Wowbagger
Wowbagger: Yes, prob?

Just goes to prove you can bother anyone if you try hard enough

Hope this weirdness makes y'all laugh, too:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Greatful Dead?
Guest21: yeah love em
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest21: i really like bob dlyan and the dead!!! you ever hear what they did together?
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
Guest21: far out?
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee So, how is that weed?
Guest21: dont smoke it
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I smoke it?
Guest21: i dont
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Guest21: you do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest21: grr
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest21: you think im dumb?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! You are like a ray of sunshine.
Guest21: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about the 7 layer from taco bell?
Guest21: we did a while ago
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you and me?
Guest21: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest21: about what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest21: grr
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't understand a word of that.
Guest21: im mad
Julie Tinkerbell: Everybody feels a little mad sometimes.
Guest21: i do when you say chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL
Guest21: grr
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I don't understand you. Can we talk about something else for now?
Guest21: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about colors?
Guest21: im mad
Julie Tinkerbell: What's wrong?
Guest21: you and your chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: *snorts*
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Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest137: Yes. I am a wild and crazy party girl!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a wild and crazy party girl?
Guest137: of course you can!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a wild and crazy party girl, just like you!
Guest137: Let's go be wild and crazy party girls toghether!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we go be wild and crazy party girls together? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest137: How about... On Thursday?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thursday was yesterday! TGIF!
Guest137: No, no. I mean next Thursday...

Cassandra Goth: My name is of no importance. Does an orange really have three legs?
Azureon: Orange is a nice warm color, one of autumn.
Cassandra Goth: How do you make an orange laugh? Tickle its navel!
Azureon: Most of the time I use my great powers and a bit of magic

Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
prob: I will warn you.... the last time I tried to entertain you four people needed first aid.
Flinch: God, I hate Fridays.
prob: Is Fridays that bad?