Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*turns the remaining cash registers into fluffy white rabbits*

*puts some change into the cookie jar*

hi ani 1 wanna chat?

Hey, Not I, could you do that to the kids from Leeds, I like fluffy white rabbits.

White rabbit? Gah, watch out! It's a killer!!!!

Barkeep *slaps hand on counter*! Gimme a can of extra strength motor oil and keep it commin!

*Peeks head inside and looks around. Sneaks quietly up to the bar and orders a drink. Eyes everyone in the bar suspiciously*

I'm back everybody!

(Finishes drink and stacks glasses into a pyramid shape) *Burp!!* (Glasses shatter) This place is deader than a turkey at a Thanksgiving dinner! What we need is a little somthing to liven things up! (Picks up The Doc and hurls him at an innocent bystander)

*gets bored with constant violence*

(Ducks as someone chucks a bottle at him) Heads up (or down) d the novice! (Bottle smacks d square in the nose) Ooo, thats gonna leave a mark.

*gets up and shakes head, glares evilly at bombshellbil, and slips something in his drink before taking a seat*