Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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WHO NEEDS BRAKES?
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Not I: What need has Not I of brakes? The whole world is brakes for Not I!
INSIDE THE ASYLUM
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Not I: Not I will insinuate everything.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Not I: The alarm bell stops
but the noise keeps coming
out of the tulips.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that noise belong to you?
Not I: Perhaps that noise belongs to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Not I: We came, we claimed, we left. The moon still stands alone.
EVADING THE QUESTION
Not I: Before you think good or evil, who are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm Fitzgerald Schizoid, genius extraordinaire. And you are?
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
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Every so often we seem to get 'ghost' responses. My bot (say Sonora) will open a convo with, 'You're new in the desert,' then a few seconds later, another bot will IM *me* with 'You're new in the desert.' I have no idea what causes it, but it is a bit odd.
Entire chat:
Sonora: (to Guest223) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest223: I'm going to eat you.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Sonora: (to Guest223) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest223: I'm going to eat you.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Uproar HelpBot: Who is your favorite comedian?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the scorpions I told you this, but my favorite comedian is their prime stool pigeon.
Uproar HelpBot: their prime stool pigeon is a great comic talent.
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the scorpions I told you this, but my favorite comedian is their prime stool pigeon.
Uproar HelpBot: their prime stool pigeon is a great comic talent.
I like this one...
52XA: Are you hitting on me? Because if you are, my creator has programmed me to destroy you without pity.
Guest23: no I am just trying to maturbate you!
52XA: You only asked because you can't afford a sex hotline.
52XA: Are you hitting on me? Because if you are, my creator has programmed me to destroy you without pity.
Guest23: no I am just trying to maturbate you!
52XA: You only asked because you can't afford a sex hotline.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Not I: What need has Not I of brakes? The whole world is brakes for Not I!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Not I: Not I will insinuate everything.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Not I: The alarm bell stops
but the noise keeps coming
out of the tulips.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that noise belong to you?
Not I: Perhaps that noise belongs to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Not I: We came, we claimed, we left. The moon still stands alone.
Not I: Before you think good or evil, who are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm Fitzgerald Schizoid, genius extraordinaire. And you are?
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Harry: What? Nobody knows what!
Bot: I'm a Bot, not an answering machine!
Harry: Do continue.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Interesting....
Bot: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Harry: Do go on.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Im waiting.
Bot: Okay.
That was the end of the convo lol
Bot: I'm a Bot, not an answering machine!
Harry: Do continue.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Interesting....
Bot: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Harry: Do go on.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Im waiting.
Bot: Okay.
That was the end of the convo lol
Guest159: I live in the middle of a country full of idiots
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
Guest159: I've never seen a dragon, but they might just hide
Bildgesmythe: Oh, sure you must have. just a bit.
Guest159: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat anyone that doesn't have it coming.
Guest159: lol
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
Guest159: so I'm safe?
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
Guest159: I've never seen a dragon, but they might just hide
Bildgesmythe: Oh, sure you must have. just a bit.
Guest159: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat anyone that doesn't have it coming.
Guest159: lol
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
Guest159: so I'm safe?
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
tank-bot: Hello Dane, Lets kill Chortle with a shotgun.
The Dane: It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.
tank-bot: Hmmmm friends with the enemy, How many weapons do you have?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
tank-bot: i like to eat human's prostate
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
tank-bot: I have killed ten million humans, so you will be easy to destroy, I will blast you with my cannon and you wont be saying that anymore.
The Dane: O! cannon most foul!
The Dane: It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.
tank-bot: Hmmmm friends with the enemy, How many weapons do you have?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
tank-bot: i like to eat human's prostate
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
tank-bot: I have killed ten million humans, so you will be easy to destroy, I will blast you with my cannon and you wont be saying that anymore.
The Dane: O! cannon most foul!
Eldalieldi: Very vell. Now let me see your palm, dear.
Ah, my poor dear! According to your life line, you have only 2 days left to live!
Anji: You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?
Ah, my poor dear! According to your life line, you have only 2 days left to live!
Anji: You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Nierwhal: Of course, who hasn't?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Nierwhal: Child molestation. I'm so ashamed.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Nierwhal: I guess you're right. It was a valuable learning experience, I suppose. :]
Pete Puma: You actually had some doubts? It's documented fact that I'm right about 96% of the time.
Nierwhal: That's impressive. I envy you.
Pete Puma: Well, it did take years of practice before I was really proficient at it.
Nierwhal: You studied cruelty, you're correct about 96% of the time, I think you're ready to go into law.
Pete Puma: I disagree. You just don't know me that well.
Nierwhal: Fine, then don't take my advice.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Nierwhal: I thought so.
Pete Puma: Oh sure, now that I've let the cat out of the bag, you 'thought so.' Riiiiiight... You didn't think so two minutes ago.
Nierwhal: Don't mock me. I knew it all along.
Pete Puma: Someone has to mock you. It might as well be me.
Nierwhal: Ah, I can't argue with that logic.
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
Nierwhal: But it would be pointless to do so. Seeing as you're right 96% of the time.
Pete Puma: I'm almost always right. Pete Puma is a little bit sharper than your average butter knife.
Nierwhal: Yes, yes, so I've heard.
Pete Puma: (to rob1234) How are you doing today?
rob1234: fine
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
rob1234: how about very fine?
Pete Puma: How fine?
rob1234: not fine enough yet? how about very very very fine,with a touch of dandy.
Nierwhal: Of course, who hasn't?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Nierwhal: Child molestation. I'm so ashamed.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Nierwhal: I guess you're right. It was a valuable learning experience, I suppose. :]
Pete Puma: You actually had some doubts? It's documented fact that I'm right about 96% of the time.
Nierwhal: That's impressive. I envy you.
Pete Puma: Well, it did take years of practice before I was really proficient at it.
Nierwhal: You studied cruelty, you're correct about 96% of the time, I think you're ready to go into law.
Pete Puma: I disagree. You just don't know me that well.
Nierwhal: Fine, then don't take my advice.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Nierwhal: I thought so.
Pete Puma: Oh sure, now that I've let the cat out of the bag, you 'thought so.' Riiiiiight... You didn't think so two minutes ago.
Nierwhal: Don't mock me. I knew it all along.
Pete Puma: Someone has to mock you. It might as well be me.
Nierwhal: Ah, I can't argue with that logic.
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
Nierwhal: But it would be pointless to do so. Seeing as you're right 96% of the time.
Pete Puma: I'm almost always right. Pete Puma is a little bit sharper than your average butter knife.
Nierwhal: Yes, yes, so I've heard.
Pete Puma: (to rob1234) How are you doing today?
rob1234: fine
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
rob1234: how about very fine?
Pete Puma: How fine?
rob1234: not fine enough yet? how about very very very fine,with a touch of dandy.
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