Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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WHO NEEDS BRAKES?
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Not I: What need has Not I of brakes? The whole world is brakes for Not I!
INSIDE THE ASYLUM
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Not I: Not I will insinuate everything.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Not I: The alarm bell stops
but the noise keeps coming
out of the tulips.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that noise belong to you?
Not I: Perhaps that noise belongs to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Not I: We came, we claimed, we left. The moon still stands alone.
EVADING THE QUESTION
Not I: Before you think good or evil, who are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm Fitzgerald Schizoid, genius extraordinaire. And you are?
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
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Look up your inner life, look up Sonora, look up mem-youare you will probably find ds first learned that from her
Every so often we seem to get 'ghost' responses. My bot (say Sonora) will open a convo with, 'You're new in the desert,' then a few seconds later, another bot will IM *me* with 'You're new in the desert.' I have no idea what causes it, but it is a bit odd.
Entire chat:
Sonora: (to Guest223) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest223: I'm going to eat you.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Sonora: (to Guest223) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest223: I'm going to eat you.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Uproar HelpBot: Who is your favorite comedian?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the scorpions I told you this, but my favorite comedian is their prime stool pigeon.
Uproar HelpBot: their prime stool pigeon is a great comic talent.
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the scorpions I told you this, but my favorite comedian is their prime stool pigeon.
Uproar HelpBot: their prime stool pigeon is a great comic talent.
I like this one...
52XA: Are you hitting on me? Because if you are, my creator has programmed me to destroy you without pity.
Guest23: no I am just trying to maturbate you!
52XA: You only asked because you can't afford a sex hotline.
52XA: Are you hitting on me? Because if you are, my creator has programmed me to destroy you without pity.
Guest23: no I am just trying to maturbate you!
52XA: You only asked because you can't afford a sex hotline.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Not I: What need has Not I of brakes? The whole world is brakes for Not I!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Not I: Not I will insinuate everything.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Not I: The alarm bell stops
but the noise keeps coming
out of the tulips.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that noise belong to you?
Not I: Perhaps that noise belongs to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Not I: We came, we claimed, we left. The moon still stands alone.
Not I: Before you think good or evil, who are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm Fitzgerald Schizoid, genius extraordinaire. And you are?
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Harry: What? Nobody knows what!
Bot: I'm a Bot, not an answering machine!
Harry: Do continue.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Interesting....
Bot: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Harry: Do go on.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Im waiting.
Bot: Okay.
That was the end of the convo lol
Bot: I'm a Bot, not an answering machine!
Harry: Do continue.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Interesting....
Bot: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Harry: Do go on.
Bot: Okay.
Harry: Im waiting.
Bot: Okay.
That was the end of the convo lol
Guest159: I live in the middle of a country full of idiots
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
Guest159: I've never seen a dragon, but they might just hide
Bildgesmythe: Oh, sure you must have. just a bit.
Guest159: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat anyone that doesn't have it coming.
Guest159: lol
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
Guest159: so I'm safe?
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
Guest159: I've never seen a dragon, but they might just hide
Bildgesmythe: Oh, sure you must have. just a bit.
Guest159: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat anyone that doesn't have it coming.
Guest159: lol
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
Guest159: so I'm safe?
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
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